Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason
I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?
Yep. I washed something out of it, for sure. I don’t want to speculate on what it was, though...maybe parts of my brems.
No, you’re a rather large upset.
At least in my book.
A shower might work. For me it’s 4 episodes of “Gilligan’s Island.”
Plus, Ginger and Mary Ann make good eye bleach.
I think I live on Gilligan’s Island. The only member of the staff that’s missing is Mary Ann. The rest of them, we have covered in abundance...including stand-ins for when the real ones are ailing or decide to “leave.”
(Kinda like Gilligan’s Hotel California: You can check out, but you can never leave...)
Coffee, yes.
Been to the gym. Been to The Salvation Army. Been to Chick-fil-A. Next we’re going to the library.
Sally is performing in a Broadway revue this weekend with other teens from the Catholic homeschool association. She needed several costumes, all of which we managed to get half-price at TSA. Including a big peach ball-gown for a “Phantom of the Opera” number!
Ugh.
What a boring day.
There’s an interesting story for one of you writers.
The Perfesser creates a cloning machine and Gilligan gets stuck in it.
Do you need someone with ideas to liven it up for you?
Call the local chapter of the NAN and ask when they’re going to rally for justice in Queens, New York about that cop that was shot in the face.
Even better, drop by with one of those hidden video cameras. Post the results on YouTube.
Or, put on a black ski mask and post a YouTube video saying “Death to Hittites! I am going to behead every Hittite I see until they send me to Paradise!!!”
See if the FBI calls.
(Wait, are you a US type?)
I was thinking of ranting against pigeons.
But I need to study “unhinged English” to make it authentic.
So...how do the new tires fit? Are they tight? Are they the right color for the season???
Sorry, I’ve had a terribly grim morning, and I’m trying to come down from the angst.
Did I tell you Sparkle dips her right paw into the food dish and eats one piece at a time? She doesn’t dip her head to the bowl...she is too sophisticated for that! So food is all over the place mat!
Jake sometimes lies near the bowl and dips food out. Too lazy even to sit!
Why not just used pidgin-English, instead?
I spent three hours at DMV because I had a “tow” sticker on the truck window this morning. I don’t wanna talk about it.
Sparkle is every inch the lady and sits daintily while she dips her paw. She is not quite as successful with the wet food, though!
Unnngh.
I don’t see how one could eat gooshy food that way without getting the paw sticky.
I was in tears when I left, but they were thankful tears. Needless to say, my truck would have been towed had I come to visit...
I tell you, if it’s not one thing it’s another. Are you all squared away now, truck-wise?
I’m confused. What would they have towed your truck? I thought you had already towed it that it needed a new smog test.
You should have towed them that all the smog generated in Las Vegas goes to Mexico anyway and to stop harassing you.
She does it, as the meat is shredded, but she is now very fastidious, and cleans every part of her that she can reach. She hides under the bed to clean her paws...
If I don’t go to Busdaddy’s to wash tomorrow, I will begin slowly introducing Sparkle to the living room with it’s plethora of sights, sounds and smells. Rather than toss her in, I will put her in her carrier and let her get used to the new atmosphere without short-circuiting her little abused self.
She has made enough progress, I think it’s time.
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