I think I live on Gilligan’s Island. The only member of the staff that’s missing is Mary Ann. The rest of them, we have covered in abundance...including stand-ins for when the real ones are ailing or decide to “leave.”
(Kinda like Gilligan’s Hotel California: You can check out, but you can never leave...)
There’s an interesting story for one of you writers.
The Perfesser creates a cloning machine and Gilligan gets stuck in it.