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Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?


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To: NoCmpromiz

The challenge of living in a house with other people in it, is the challenge of finding something that you like to eat, that no one else will ever touch. Ever.

It’s almost impossible, because when they get hungry, they start trying to figure out what it is that you know, that they don’t.


3,481 posted on 04/16/2015 6:51:19 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I could win the Lottery! It only slightly skews the odds against me somewhat that I don't play.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Almost any chocolate thing is fair game it seems except the chocolate covered cherries - they leave them alone.

And Genoa salami. That’s safe. Until my Grand-daughter visits.

Then it becomes endangered also.

On that regard, my salami stash is safe until July.

But I have no more chocolate..


3,482 posted on 04/16/2015 7:01:17 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
"But I have no more chocolate.."

Buy some cooking chocolate, and use the wrapper as a hiding place.

3,483 posted on 04/16/2015 7:05:35 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I could win the Lottery! It only slightly skews the odds against me somewhat that I don't play.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
Do they still make that chocolate exlax

Yep!

3,484 posted on 04/16/2015 7:07:37 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
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To: ThomasThomas

The mets are tied for the division lead.

Is it the apocalypse?


3,485 posted on 04/16/2015 7:16:42 PM PDT by ArGee (If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
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To: ThomasThomas
Umm...

You know, if you melt some of that stuff and brush it on the back of a carefully unwrapped Hershey bar, then carefully reapply the foil and wrapper, it makes an excellent, um, gift..

Along with FEEN-A-MINT(tm) gum pieces in a Chiclets box..

Although Plough no longer makes Feen-a-mint gum (mostly because of the similarity to Chiclets and subsequent miss-use of the product) and the trademark was abandoned in 2004, back when I was in college you learned never to accept gum, even if in a Chiclets box, from a stranger (or even a friend)...

3,486 posted on 04/16/2015 7:31:36 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: ArGee; ThomasThomas
Is it the apocalypse?

It will be if the condition persists for another 155 games or so...

3,487 posted on 04/16/2015 7:34:25 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Memories....


3,488 posted on 04/16/2015 7:46:34 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Heh heh... ;-)

(I of course only know of these things by hearsay..)


3,489 posted on 04/16/2015 8:13:57 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

3,490 posted on 04/17/2015 2:18:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a radical feminist. Galatians 3:28)
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To: Tax-chick

I hate it when I get out of bed in the morning and the floor begs for mercy and the bed makes that wicked chuckling sound.


3,491 posted on 04/17/2015 6:01:39 AM PDT by ArGee (If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Years ago, when one of my many nieces was in her teens, she had a crush on a really nice boy. Somehow, someone thought it might be fun to pull a prank on her because although the boy liked her as a person, he wasn’t interested romantically.

So a few of the heads got together and told her there was a youth activity at this guy’s house on a certain evening. She went, was let in, and no one was there but his parents. She politely waited and got a little more embarrassed as time went by because the parents kept looking at her. Finally, she asked where everyone was and she was told that they went with a large group of teens to someone else’s house to a youth activity, and why didn’t she know about it?

She went home and told her parents, humiliated beyond all get out, knowing she’d been made a fool of. With a few judicious questions, she narrowed down the offending group to three guys, including the one she liked, and two girls.

Well, it was getting close to Easter, and she and her mother fixed up five Easter baskets, filled with the small candy eggs, a plush bunny or chick, a few trinkets, some peanut butter eggs, and some smallish chocolate eggs.

She delivered them personally to each of the offending teens and told them there were no hard feelings. Then she waited for school the next week. The toll was high, and extended through the school day... No one in that school tried to trick her again. :o]


3,492 posted on 04/17/2015 6:38:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse when congress meets. WRogers)
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To: ThomasThomas

See #3492


3,493 posted on 04/17/2015 6:39:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse when congress meets. WRogers)
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To: NoCmpromiz

True dat. I would have given ol E E

e

e a more interesting tombstone.


3,494 posted on 04/17/2015 8:37:17 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I don’t know about e. e. cumming’s toombstone but I’ve already figured out what to put on Hillary’s.

Here lies Hillary Clinton.

Why did you think she’d stop now?


3,495 posted on 04/17/2015 9:48:45 AM PDT by ArGee (If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
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To: ArGee

LOL!


3,496 posted on 04/17/2015 10:01:05 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: ArGee

Good one!


3,497 posted on 04/17/2015 11:02:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a radical feminist. Galatians 3:28)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes, those were definitely the days


3,498 posted on 04/17/2015 11:45:34 AM PDT by GeronL (Clearly Cruz 2016)
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To: Tax-chick
I guess they can figure out how we got in the house.

A modicum of mental and emotional distress here. You and the brood were unable to penetrate house when I took a FR sabbatical for a week or two. I will live without knowing how you gained entry, but I'll live my life with regret.

¿De verdad quieres que en su conciencia?

3,499 posted on 04/17/2015 11:58:52 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (That's what happens when you live 10 years alone in Bolivia: you get colorful.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Better than living your life with egrets.


3,500 posted on 04/17/2015 1:00:28 PM PDT by ArGee (If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
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