The mets are tied for the division lead.
Is it the apocalypse?
You know, if you melt some of that stuff and brush it on the back of a carefully unwrapped Hershey bar, then carefully reapply the foil and wrapper, it makes an excellent, um, gift..
Along with FEEN-A-MINT(tm) gum pieces in a Chiclets box..
Although Plough no longer makes Feen-a-mint gum (mostly because of the similarity to Chiclets and subsequent miss-use of the product) and the trademark was abandoned in 2004, back when I was in college you learned never to accept gum, even if in a Chiclets box, from a stranger (or even a friend)...
See #3492