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[GeronL]

lol

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

“Yer so sweet, gadflies keep hangin’ around yer face...!”

[ArGee]

OK, so I spotted this headline:

METHANE MYSTERY: NASA investigates unexplained hotspot over Southwest...

So, who do I talk to? I didn't mean to cause such a stir. I really didn't think letting one rip in the middle of the desert would be a problem.

I am SO embarassed.

[NoCmpromiz]

Blame it on the cow...

or the coyote...

or a bloviating senator with an eye patch...

[Monkey Face]

Having a multiple choice, I prefer #3.

[ArGee]

Has he been bloviating as much since the exercise equipment went all Transformer on him and beat him up?

I rather thought that would quiet him a bit.

[ArGee]

Those guys are good, but they’re not even in the same league.

They’ve been around for a long time and never attracted the attention of NASA.

NYC has gotten used to me. They usually blame a gas leak or something when I shut down a subway line.

[Monkey Face]

He’s still bloviating, but he keeps looking over his shoulder...

[Tax-chick]

Maybe they’ll catch him!

[Monkey Face]

We can only hope! He seems to think he is some sort of minor god and that he is next in line to Zero. He’s only a legend in his own mind.

I have a few connected thoughts on Harry, but I’m sure he doesn’t want to hear them...it would be painful...

[NicknamedBob]

"Now I’m trying, again, to teach James to do long division."

Explain to James that if he wants to have strong wizarding power, he will have to master the proper incantations, hand motions, and wand movements.

Long division is the unraveling of multiplication, which is serial addition. All of these arts stack up on top of each other like Legos.

No one can reach the pinnacle of productivity and become the master of all he surveys if he does not build the proper foundation. It's in the Book.

[TheOldLady]

My oldest brother was a Sergent in the AF, and he was a DI. From personal experience, I know he was a nasty man, but he whipped the pfcs. straight into shape. He fought in Korea 1950-1954.

[Tax-chick]

I actually understood that.

[NicknamedBob]

"I actually understood that."

Well, I wasn't trying to be cryptic.

I was trying to be cryptanalystic.

Despite the rumors you may have heard, the concept of zero was developed by the earliest Christians. They looked into his crypt, and found nothing.

[NoCmpromiz]

Those guys are good, but they’re not even in the same league.

Yes, but...

They are in the Southwest where the methane eruption is localized. (Well, depending on the quantity of bloviation from said senator with an eyepad the epicenter could relocate to near the Potomac..)

You on the other hand are in competition with bloviations from Warren Wilhelm Jr (aka Mayor 109) such that NASA sees no spike...

[NoCmpromiz]

the concept of zero was developed by the earliest Christians. They looked into his crypt, and found nothing.

I'm thinking that will preach..

Should that occur a transcript will be available... ;-)

[NicknamedBob]

"I'm thinking that will preach.."

It was, of course, a joke. But it does have an interesting fit with the historical situation.

[ArGee]

Well, I am TODAY.

[Tax-chick]

Sounds like a hook. The congregation will say, “Huh? He said WHAT?”

[NoCmpromiz]

Sounds like a hook

Yes..

'Course you can run with a hook-line only so far before you find yourself flailing in dubious theology, but you can end up with some interesting sermon material as long as you can tie it into some proper exegesis!