Those guys are good, but they’re not even in the same league.
They’ve been around for a long time and never attracted the attention of NASA.
NYC has gotten used to me. They usually blame a gas leak or something when I shut down a subway line.
Yes, but...
They are in the Southwest where the methane eruption is localized. (Well, depending on the quantity of bloviation from said senator with an eyepad the epicenter could relocate to near the Potomac..)
You on the other hand are in competition with bloviations from Warren Wilhelm Jr (aka Mayor 109) such that NASA sees no spike...