Need Posting Help

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[MasterMason]

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?

[Darksheare]

Cats are nonsolids in a class of gels.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. I’ve calmed down. Now I’m trying, again, to teach James to do long division. Tom is antihelping.

[Tax-chick]

Cats: the anti-physics.

[Darksheare]

Capable of superpositional states.
That is why you can follow a cat into a room with one exit, and have it come up behind you.

[Tax-chick]

Patrick does that, too.

[Darksheare]

Don’t let the cats know.
They might either decide he is a security risk, or use him in their bid to takeover the world.

[Tax-chick]

If Pat thinks they’re a threat, he can just become invisible to them again.

[Darksheare]

“Admit it, you are in league with the felines!”
*Vwoorp! Invisible!*

[Monkey Face]

I need to find something to eat. I’m running out of cheese sticks. I bought some strawberries last week, and when I prepared a dish of them with lite Cool Whip, I almost immediately lost them.

Walmart has some ugly produce. I think I’ll go across the street to Albertson’s, as theirs looks very nice.

I also got some stale Ritz crackers earlier this year, and that, to me is inexcusable...the expiration date, when I checked, was two years ago! I contacted Nabisco and got coupons for two free boxes of Ritz.

[Tax-chick]

I’m running out of things, too.

[Monkey Face]

Maybe I’ll go to Smith’s for the things I need. They are cheaper than Albertson’s but more expensive than Walmart. If the fresh produce is better, I may do all my produce shopping there. I don’t buy bananas at Walmart any more because they are full of fruit flies. GAH!

[stephenjohnbanker]

“Walmart has some ugly produce. “

Worst I’ve ever seen.

Do you have a Sprouts store in your area?

Best quality produce at great prices.

[ArGee]

I had heard something to that effect:

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

[GeronL]

I think its the cat doing the conforming

[Monkey Face]

No, no Sprouts store. Fresh and Easy, but they have had to close the two stores nearest me, so I’ve chosen Smith’s for my produce, now. Kroger is the parent company, and I like it because it is nation wide.

I just got some pretty little raspberries and some pretty bigger strawberries at Smith’s, and will have a snack of some raspberries, soon.

[Monkey Face]

I went to Smith’s and got some produce, but no bananas! I DID get some red potatoes...

[stephenjohnbanker]

“. Kroger is the parent company”

That is Fry’s here, and it is pretty good too.

[Monkey Face]

Yep, I remember Fry’s from when I lived in Tucson, and I always liked it. It’s the only place I shopped before the little Walmart became the SuperWalmart. I only went there about once every 6-8 weeks.

[ArGee]

Rule 1: Cats do not conform.
Rule 2: If you see a cat which appears to be conforming, see rule 1.

[ArGee]

Gad flies like a potato???