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Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?


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To: Tax-chick; TheOldLady

I was going to say pretty much the same thing, but it would sound more like: You are much more approachable than Angelina Jolie... <3 :o]


2,521 posted on 03/25/2015 9:28:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I would like to apologize to anyone I haven't offended yet.Please be patient.I will get to you soon)
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To: Tax-chick

I was at Walmart before the sun was up and the Walmartians were out, getting a padded mailer for the sock monkey doll I made in Texas. I’m going to send it to my great niece that has leukemia (second round of it for her, and she’s only four) as she is having so many complications.

I used the last of the money I had in my stamps.com account to mail it, but it’s a worthy cause. It will be payday before I can reload it, but I don’t think I have to mail anything between now and then, anyway.


2,522 posted on 03/25/2015 9:31:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I would like to apologize to anyone I haven't offended yet.Please be patient.I will get to you soon)
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To: ArGee; stephenjohnbanker; TheOldLady

Mission was already defined.
Just SOMEBODY had to go an get all smert like and figger out what it was!
Now we need another secret unspoken mission.
Unspoken, not unspeakable.
No eldritch missions this outing, no.


2,523 posted on 03/25/2015 9:49:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare; ArGee; TheOldLady

” Now we need another secret unspoken mission.
Unspoken, not unspeakable.”

UNtyped too?


2,524 posted on 03/25/2015 10:06:14 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Carrier pigeon, it’s the only way!


2,525 posted on 03/25/2015 10:11:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

My pigeon was unionized, and is now on strike. I never liked him anyway.


2,526 posted on 03/25/2015 10:22:51 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Drats.
Threaten to introduce him to the interior accommodations of the nearest felis representative.


2,527 posted on 03/25/2015 10:30:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Monkey Face

Shouldn’t you un-dust the floors?

I’ve never understood why people dust things.


2,528 posted on 03/25/2015 10:44:51 AM PDT by ArGee (Even the American people aren't THAT stupid. - No one ever)
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To: Tax-chick

Better height, too.


2,529 posted on 03/25/2015 10:45:16 AM PDT by ArGee (Even the American people aren't THAT stupid. - No one ever)
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To: Tax-chick

I wonder what would happen if you tried to hold your prayer group at Walmart?

Just the kind of wonderous thing I often wonder.


2,530 posted on 03/25/2015 10:46:26 AM PDT by ArGee (Even the American people aren't THAT stupid. - No one ever)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I’ve seen what they’re cooking up at Google.

It has to be un-THOUGHT if you want to keep it a secret.

Whatever you do, do NOT think about the secret mission. Think about roasted democrats.

It’s more pleasant anyway.


2,531 posted on 03/25/2015 10:48:43 AM PDT by ArGee (Even the American people aren't THAT stupid. - No one ever)
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To: ArGee

They “dust” things because they are transferring the dust from one place to another....


2,532 posted on 03/25/2015 11:01:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I would like to apologize to anyone I haven't offended yet.Please be patient.I will get to you soon)
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To: ArGee

Well, we could buy a card table and some lawn chairs, set up over in the auto parts area ... not very busy on a weekday morning ... and probably be ignored. Might get in trouble if we tried to bring in refreshments, though.


2,533 posted on 03/25/2015 12:38:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Google "tiny kitten pictures," and put down the gun.)
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To: Tax-chick

Don’t buy the furniture, just use it and put it back.

You could buy the refreshments at whatever vendor your Walmart has inside (PA Walmarts have McDonalds).

Then there’s the request to have the start of the meeting announced over the loudspeaker.


2,534 posted on 03/25/2015 1:43:30 PM PDT by ArGee (Even the American people aren't THAT stupid. - No one ever)
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To: ArGee

Subway. Or we could get potato salad at the prepared-foods counter. Fried chicken isn’t ready until later.

***”The Flock” meeting will begin in five minutes in the auto parts aisle. Please proceed in an orderly fashion.***


2,535 posted on 03/25/2015 1:50:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Google "tiny kitten pictures," and put down the gun.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
My pigeon was unionized, and is now on strike. I never liked him anyway.

Here's a possible solution.

2,536 posted on 03/25/2015 5:41:44 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee
Our Wallyworld has a Subway also.

But MickeyD's is out in the parking lot...

2,537 posted on 03/25/2015 5:49:53 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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2,538 posted on 03/26/2015 2:57:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Google "tiny kitten pictures," and put down the gun.)
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To: Tax-chick
"DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS PHOTO..FAT/NOT FLUFFY?"
2,539 posted on 03/26/2015 5:02:49 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass ("Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." Hedy Lamarr)
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To: NoCmpromiz
STANTA, Had the same problem w/ unionized deer,
his answer was, "Venison" ..he culled, the herd.

2,540 posted on 03/26/2015 5:09:30 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass ("Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." Hedy Lamarr)
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