Need Posting Help

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[MasterMason]

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?

[Monkey Face]

I was going to say pretty much the same thing, but it would sound more like: You are much more approachable than Angelina Jolie... <3 :o]

[Monkey Face]

I was at Walmart before the sun was up and the Walmartians were out, getting a padded mailer for the sock monkey doll I made in Texas. I’m going to send it to my great niece that has leukemia (second round of it for her, and she’s only four) as she is having so many complications.

I used the last of the money I had in my stamps.com account to mail it, but it’s a worthy cause. It will be payday before I can reload it, but I don’t think I have to mail anything between now and then, anyway.

[Darksheare]

Mission was already defined.
Just SOMEBODY had to go an get all smert like and figger out what it was!
Now we need another secret unspoken mission.
Unspoken, not unspeakable.
No eldritch missions this outing, no.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Now we need another secret unspoken mission.
Unspoken, not unspeakable.”

UNtyped too?

[Darksheare]

Carrier pigeon, it’s the only way!

[stephenjohnbanker]

My pigeon was unionized, and is now on strike. I never liked him anyway.

[Darksheare]

Drats.
Threaten to introduce him to the interior accommodations of the nearest felis representative.

[ArGee]

Shouldn’t you un-dust the floors?

I’ve never understood why people dust things.

[ArGee]

Better height, too.

[ArGee]

I wonder what would happen if you tried to hold your prayer group at Walmart?

Just the kind of wonderous thing I often wonder.

[ArGee]

I’ve seen what they’re cooking up at Google.

It has to be un-THOUGHT if you want to keep it a secret.

Whatever you do, do NOT think about the secret mission. Think about roasted democrats.

It’s more pleasant anyway.

[Monkey Face]

They “dust” things because they are transferring the dust from one place to another....

[Tax-chick]

Well, we could buy a card table and some lawn chairs, set up over in the auto parts area ... not very busy on a weekday morning ... and probably be ignored. Might get in trouble if we tried to bring in refreshments, though.

[ArGee]

Don’t buy the furniture, just use it and put it back.

You could buy the refreshments at whatever vendor your Walmart has inside (PA Walmarts have McDonalds).

Then there’s the request to have the start of the meeting announced over the loudspeaker.

[Tax-chick]

Subway. Or we could get potato salad at the prepared-foods counter. Fried chicken isn’t ready until later.

***”The Flock” meeting will begin in five minutes in the auto parts aisle. Please proceed in an orderly fashion.***

[NoCmpromiz]

My pigeon was unionized, and is now on strike. I never liked him anyway.

Here's a possible solution.

[NoCmpromiz]

Our Wallyworld has a Subway also.

But MickeyD's is out in the parking lot...

[Tax-chick]

[skinkinthegrass]

"DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS PHOTO..FAT/NOT FLUFFY?"

[skinkinthegrass]

STANTA, Had the same problem w/ unionized deer,
his answer was, "Venison" ..he culled, the herd.