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Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?


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To: Monkey Face

But I have to fix the punctuation, or I’ll go crazy!!!


1,701 posted on 03/08/2015 8:39:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Wash, rinse, dry, put away.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL! You, me and Bob will for sure catch the punctuation, but who else will? Anyone whose mother taught English, of course, but who else?


1,702 posted on 03/08/2015 8:50:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Washing laundry - a must. Drying - understandable. Putting it all away is taking things too far..)
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To: Tax-chick
Here's a kitty I don't think you'll use...
1,703 posted on 03/08/2015 8:53:34 AM PDT by null and void (So keep your eyes set on the horizon/On the line where blue meets blue)
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To: null and void

True!


1,704 posted on 03/08/2015 8:55:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Wash, rinse, dry, put away.)
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To: Monkey Face
A few days ago, I was backing out of my parking spot at Walmart, and believe it or not, a woman actually stopped when she heard the alarm!

Did she stop in back of the truck?

1,705 posted on 03/08/2015 8:58:17 AM PDT by null and void (So keep your eyes set on the horizon/On the line where blue meets blue)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"But I have to fix the punctuation, or I’ll go crazy!!!"

When a comma goes to Heaven, does it become an apostrophe?

1,706 posted on 03/08/2015 9:04:17 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: null and void

No, Nully, but she was almost there when she did stop, so that almost counts...1500 points for a Walmartian with a full cart....I was so close...


1,707 posted on 03/08/2015 9:06:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Washing laundry - a must. Drying - understandable. Putting it all away is taking things too far..)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good one, Bob...


1,708 posted on 03/08/2015 9:10:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Washing laundry - a must. Drying - understandable. Putting it all away is taking things too far..)
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To: NicknamedBob

Do they come in a six-pack size?


1,709 posted on 03/08/2015 9:32:51 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse
"Do they come in a six-pack size?"

Not unless you want to transport squirrels to Yuggoth.

1,710 posted on 03/08/2015 9:42:33 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn; NicknamedBob
But I have to fix the punctuation, or I’ll go crazy!!!

So...

Do you need to be restrained in a long white coat with the sleeves that lace up to enable you to read edward estlin without a psychotic episode...

(Although it should be noted that e e was not universal in his use of what has been perceived as cummingsisms...)

1,711 posted on 03/08/2015 11:42:02 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I think eecummings had an ego trip he couldn’t come down from.


1,712 posted on 03/08/2015 11:47:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Washing laundry - a must. Drying - understandable. Putting it all away is taking things too far..)
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To: Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz; Gefn; Tax-chick
"I think eecummings had an ego trip he couldn’t come down from."

Good thing that doesn't happen to every poet.

Ahem.

1,713 posted on 03/08/2015 12:03:11 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Now, who can say ...


1,714 posted on 03/08/2015 12:05:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Wash, rinse, dry, put away.)
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To: NicknamedBob

:fingers I ears: “lalalalalalalala”


1,715 posted on 03/08/2015 12:19:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Washing laundry - a must. Drying - understandable. Putting it all away is taking things too far..)
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To: Monkey Face

I => IN


1,716 posted on 03/08/2015 12:19:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Washing laundry - a must. Drying - understandable. Putting it all away is taking things too far..)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Daffynition; Darksheare; CatherineofAragon; ...

My mother sent me this email. There are some groaners here.
Sincerest hope you like.

PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it….
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, apparently they barium.
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
• All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off.


1,717 posted on 03/08/2015 1:38:06 PM PDT by Gefn ("The world is mud-luscious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
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Above post for everyone.

Some of the names might have got cut off, but I typed in “all”


1,718 posted on 03/08/2015 1:40:11 PM PDT by Gefn ("The world is mud-luscious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

I don’t know about commas in heaven, but when my dad had part of his colon removed, I told him he now has a semi colon.


1,719 posted on 03/08/2015 1:50:22 PM PDT by Gefn ("The world is mud-luscious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
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To: Gefn

Cute. Some of those could be rephrased into riddles for the Cub Scouts.


1,720 posted on 03/08/2015 2:21:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Wash, rinse, dry, put away.)
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