***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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If you want to go to the Super Bowl in Phoenix, it will cost you a lot of money, double what they were last year.
The average asking price is around $6,000 per ticket. Do people not know the game is on television this year? ~ Kimmel

On eBay, a group of four Super Bowl tickets is going for $51,000. Although to be fair, that price includes a full-body rubdown from stadium security. ~ Kimmel

More bad news for the New England Patriots. The NFL now has video of those deflated footballs alone in an elevator with Ray Rice.
~ David Letterman

[Baynative]

[llevrok]

[latina4dubya]

Why not beat the refs? Which is more likely? The Patriots, in the 90 seconds they had possession of the footballs deflated 11 of them, or the official stamped them as OK without checking?

because Tom Brady was behind the rule change in 2006 to allow visiting teams to bring their own balls, i find the Patriots suspect... i had already loathed the Patriots, BB and TB... i have no respect for Brady--after he left Bridget Moynahan while she was pregnant with his child... even so--i thought i could hold my nose and go for NE because i had animosity toward the Seahawks... and Pete Carroll... but dislike of the Seahawks is mainly based on their being my team's competition... they are a really good team, and i was not at all surprised they ended up beating the Packers... even when they were down in the final minutes, i knew they could and would likely win...

since last week, the more i learn about Lynch and Sherman, the more i like... so--i am now kind of holding my nose and hoping for a NE loss...

[dfwgator]

“I’m just grabbing my nuts so I won’t get fined.”

[Ingtar]

Yes, Tom Brady and Peyton Manning requested the change. I suspect Manning had more cred with the NFL to pull off the change. The more I see, the more it looks like the refs did this, not intentionally, but it did get those other calls off the spotlight.

Besides, Seattle is doomed. Mike Greenberg picked them. That is only slightly less of a kiss of death than Obama picking a team.

[Lucky9teen]

Uptown Funk...mascot style

[Lucky9teen]

Here's your sign

[Lucky9teen]

[CJ Wolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7aRR86VfTY

crazy guy runs into a tornado to take a selfie

[princess leah]

Not that it matters, but who IS Obummer rooting for?

[IM2MAD]

Bryan Sikes is a Green Beret Sniper who is now a Pro-Am shooter for GA precision Team Bushnell. He is also a no-nonsense man who hilariously destroys Michael Moore in an open letter, going so far as to call him a “Crisco Sweating Waste Of Space Not Worthy To Be In The Presence Of A Sniper.’ •••••••••••••••
Mr. Moore-Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us cowardly snipers. It seems you’ve found time between licking the jelly off your fingers and releasing your grasp of a bear claw to tweet some junk about snipers being cowards.My buddies and I got a good laugh over the tweet, so I thank you. For a guy worth $50 million dollars, you sure have quite a bit to bitch and cry about. I guess like a moth to flame, you too gravitate towards things that are popular and in the moment — in this case it’s snipers. Too bad for you that your attempt at being relevant via your 70+ year old family experience has failed. It has only made you look dumber than a bag of hammers. Next time you should try something more original than going after snipers for one reason or another…that was so last month.It’s typical of “men” like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it’s okay cupcake. We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I were in the same room, I’d throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you’re nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper. It’s almost funny how people like you preach things like ‘acceptance’ and ‘not passing judgement’ or ‘labeling people’, but then are the first to do so when a person is in some way dissimilar from you.So tenderfoot, I leave you with this final thought: what if you found yourself in some sort of hostage situation where you were held at knife-point by some crazed person and they were dead set on making an example of you by bleeding you out on Hollywood Blvd in front of the world, and the only way out was with the precision aimed fire of a sniper? Would you want that coward to take the shot? Because knowing how you feel about snipers such as myself and your hatred of firearms, I’d probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.Very Respectfully,Sikes

[latina4dubya]

Besides, Seattle is doomed.

time will tell... BEAT NE!

[Ingtar]

What’s funny is that the Obama team change his pick on Indy vs. New Orleans after the game to give him credit for having one correct. I saw him pick Indianapolis...

[Daffynition]

God Bless the Avery Soda Company!

GO PATS!

[Fledermaus]

Needs more Samuel L. Jackson parts...”I’m MFing tired of this MFing water in this MFing district!”

[a fool in paradise]

He figured if he went the Peter Sellers route he was bound to get an Oscar(TM) nod.

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

[TheOldLady]

Ode to Billy Jeff Clinton?

[Lucky9teen]

Have another, sir...