Houston woman marries herself in elaborate ceremony

San Antonio Express News ^ | 01/26/2015 | Craig Hlavaty

[elcid1970]

“Truth is always stranger than fiction.”

“You can’t make this s*** up, nobody would believe you.”

“Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.”

Kinda pathetic, really........

[Jean2]

Is it just me or did everyone in the bridal party look fat besides the bride?

[Responsibility2nd]

No, its not you. Them are some big ol’ gals right there.

[pilipo]

Any bets on how long this marriage will last . . . ?

[Covenantor]

“Worldwide” is in direct quote from Mr.Guess.

I’m thinking he’s from the Sheila Lee Jackson/Al Sharpton congergation and from the dim corners of his memory tried to say world wise, in reference to her global travels.

But, yah gotta admit she IS worldwide.

[Pikachu_Dad]

The divorce, it’s a gonna be real fun.

[Texicanus]

I hope she has a good tax advisor....can she deduct herself twice? Is she “Married filing jointly” or “Head of Household”? hum...

[Slings and Arrows]

But did she consummate the union?

[353FMG]

Hell, why not? The world has become a moral outhouse anyway.

Will some judge declare this event illegal?

Where will the honeymoon be and what will she do?

[Bigg Red]

Narcissism is rampant in our society today. ~sigh~

[353FMG]

I am going to wipe off the green tea from my keyboard and start drinking scotch, instead.

My giggling will then be justified.

[chit*chat]

LMAO!

[Oztrich Boy]

The divorce could get messy