Roll call............take your seats. Homework on the blackboard, apples on my desk. It’s not too soon for Valentine’s candy either. It’s in the stores.
Morning
We voted for a republican raid
But Boehner and McConnell are staid
The RINOs all mob them
But they’re part of the problem
I think that both of them need to get laid
I trained my dog to stay.
I was so happy the other day -
I said “stay” and he staid!
Lookie, Sta-id Mohammed done blowed hisself up.
I was excited when Heather’s parents left for the evening, but her staid grandmother stayed on the couch between us, sharing her favorite cat pictures from several decades with only Mr. Buttons, Miss Kitty, Boots, Snowball, Smokey, Shadow, and their predecessors for company.
When his girlfriend told Bubba he needed loosen up and be open to change he replied, “I’d rather just be me in staid.”
I’m late, I’m late, for this important date
detention for me- my homework is coming wadded and wrinkled
the goats ate my paper whilst I was waiting for the bus.
Anyway, here’s a stab at “staid”.
Queen Victoria, a staid woman
ruled England for 63 years
Queenie said, “The important thing is not what they think of me but what I think of them.”