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What Are Liberals? (fun little vanity)
1/22/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/22/2015 10:41:09 AM PST by Lazamataz

The American Left is an enemy every bit as dangerous as Al Qaeda, every bit as treacherous as ISIS, every bit as murderous as Nazis, every bit as power-mad as Stalin. They are a vile, foul, Satan-revering, repulsive Orc army. They are odious, hideous slime-covered slugs, they are atrocious diseased vermin. They are not even human beings. They are loathsome demonic,sub-human animals and must be cut out of country before they poison and destroy it. Jesus once said, "Yea verily, I love all mankind, except for the American left. My Father shall damn to eternal hellfire, for they cannot be saved." They are nauseating child-killing pedophiles and murderous rapist pigs. They are genocidal lechers and foul leeches that have embrace corpses, and death, and decay. Each and every one of these foul, despicable non-human detritus should be stricken with painful pancreatic cancer. No animal can look upon one of the leftists without feeling revulsion and fear. If every one of the abominable parasitic worms were wiped off the Earth, it would not be enough. They revel in the torture of small animals and infants, and claw and tear at the skin of children with their terrible claws and dangerous teeth. They are heinous, twisted, demented evil demons of putrescence and corruption. They cannot find it in their hearts to tell one single truth. Angels curse their names, and they are written on the heart of the Prince of Lies, the Devil. They have no redeeming features, they are ugly both in appearance and deed, and they cherish and revel in the rot of their souls. They venerate death and embrace oppression; they loot and steal and destroy; they burn all that is Holy and good. They despise God, and God hates them back. They are pure, crystalline evil, utterly contemptible, and beyond redemption. They worship all that is unholy and immersed in decay. They are of sulfur and sin, and abide no good, but are utterly wicked in all their ways. They are so despicable, they even have the wisdom to hate themselves!


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To: Lazamataz

“No. I intended it to be one paragraph.”

Exactly, it is a string of words all coming out at the same time in your brain, therefore no paragraphs. Some Freepers didn’t get that connotation. I would bet when you finished that long string of words, you were exhausted and had to drink an adult beverage or two or three, to relax from that exhaustive continuous word session. Congratulations.


81 posted on 01/22/2015 6:33:40 PM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: Lazamataz; CatherineofAragon

You said to Catherine of Aragon: “Just marry me and be done with it.”

She can’t marry you as she loves Daryl Dixon, bow and arrow guy on Walking Dead.


82 posted on 01/22/2015 6:38:20 PM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: Lazamataz
"What are liberals?"

all of the stuff you find underneath the schoolroom desk.

83 posted on 01/22/2015 6:47:45 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: windsorknot; Lazamataz

Please include “boogers” in installment #2. :)


84 posted on 01/22/2015 7:07:30 PM PST by berdie
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To: Lazamataz
But how do you really feel?
85 posted on 01/22/2015 7:13:02 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Marcella
Exactly, it is a string of words all coming out at the same time in your brain, therefore no paragraphs. Some Freepers didn’t get that connotation.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME!

86 posted on 01/22/2015 8:15:40 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Old Grumpy
Wow, Laz. You took the words right out of my mouth.

That's unsanitary.

87 posted on 01/22/2015 8:16:18 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: berdie

Boogers will feature prominently, as per your request. :)


88 posted on 01/22/2015 8:50:08 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Alamo-Girl
But how do you really feel?

Mildly annoyed with liberals. Does it show?

89 posted on 01/22/2015 8:50:39 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Marcella; CatherineofAragon
She can’t marry you as she loves Daryl Dixon, bow and arrow guy on Walking Dead.

Aw crap. This is the very first time I earnestly wish that they WOULD make Daryl gay.

Would solve the 'Catherine/Daryl problem nicely.

GO AMC! GO AMC! GO AMC! Make that boy a tumblebunny!

90 posted on 01/22/2015 8:52:34 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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To: Responsibility2nd

And pee on the wreckage.


91 posted on 01/22/2015 9:36:42 PM PST by Jacob Kell (The last good thing that the UN did was Korea.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOLOL!


92 posted on 01/23/2015 5:32:49 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Lazamataz

I’m happy to see that you prescribe to the motto “all things in moderation.” good job!


93 posted on 01/23/2015 6:11:27 AM PST by SoftballMominVA
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
I could give to you a list of words which are unknown and/or misused by the young. ;-)

I once worked with a BS Chemistry degreed woman for whom I had to define "banal." She later applied to law school. I also worked with a BS Chemistry guy who had never heard of Stonehenge.
94 posted on 01/23/2015 6:14:15 AM PST by Nepeta
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

I’m certain that you could do that and so could I.


95 posted on 01/23/2015 6:28:15 AM PST by RipSawyer (OPM is the religion of the sheeple.)
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To: Lazamataz

Most a lousy tippers.


96 posted on 01/23/2015 7:31:00 AM PST by Oratam
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, you said it was going to be a “fun little vanity.” Instead, it’s a perfect word snapshot of the cancerous scum who infect our country. :(

I especially liked this:

***They revel in the torture of small animals and infants, and claw and tear at the skin of children with their terrible claws and dangerous teeth.***

So fitting for the 42nd Anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the decision from Hell.


97 posted on 01/23/2015 7:54:06 AM PST by nanetteclaret (Unreconstructed "Elderly Kooky Type" Catholic Texan)
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To: Oratam

Most ARE lousy tippers.


98 posted on 01/23/2015 7:56:09 AM PST by Oratam
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To: Responsibility2nd
Not to be confused with these:


99 posted on 01/23/2015 8:59:08 AM PST by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks Laz. Pretty good opening salvo in Part 1. I’m looking forward to the other 19 parts in your 20 part series.

They are anti-truth, anti-life, anti-liberty and anti-your pursuit of happiness. They debt-slave us, our children, our grandchildren and yet-to-be-born citizens for their own whims/aggrandizement.


100 posted on 01/23/2015 12:17:29 PM PST by PGalt
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