[Cowgirl of Justice]

Um...my friend’s husband could fnck up an anvil. Anything he touches looks like a blind, three toed sloth fingerpainted.

Some guys are just better off sitting on the couch with a beer in one hand, remote in the other, watching football, letting experts handle renovations.

[Sacajaweau]

I remember coming home to see my husbands wallpaper job. I was livid...It was crooked. He kinda called me a dumb jerk for degrading him and then spit it out....

It's upside down, too.

We both laughed and it stayed crooked and upside down forevermore.