[Sacajaweau]

I remember coming home to see my husbands wallpaper job. I was livid...It was crooked. He kinda called me a dumb jerk for degrading him and then spit it out....

It's upside down, too.

We both laughed and it stayed crooked and upside down forevermore.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

My husband is a superb carpenter, builder, handyman, car repairman, dog washer, painter, cigar smoking, scotch drinker. I tell his mom that MacGyver’s mom and Superman’s dad had an affair and 9 months later my MIL found my hubby in a basket, floating among the reeds.