Police looking for suspect who robbed dry cleaner in St. Albans, WV

WOWK ^ | Jan 12, 2015 | WOWK

[Morgana]

ST. ALBANS, WV -

St. Albans police officers are looking for a suspect who robbed a dry cleaner located at 716 6th Avenue in St. Albans, West Virginia.

Kanawha County Metro 911 dispatchers said the robbery took place around 10 a.m. Monday, January 12.

According to police officers on scene, the suspect was armed with a silver handgun when he or she walked into St. Albans Dry Cleaners.

[Morgana]

“According to police officers on scene, the suspect was armed with a silver handgun when he or she walked into St. Albans Dry Cleaners.”

Remember when Frank and Jesse James would rob a bank? At least you knew those two were a “he”!

[WayneS]

Isn’t silver too soft to be used to make firearms?

[Morgana]

“Isn’t silver too soft to be used to make firearms?”

Could not tell you.

[Veggie Todd]

Looks like he made a clean getaway.

[Morgana]

“Looks like he made a clean getaway.”

That is just it! They don’t know if the robber was a he or a she!!

[dware]

SAPD’s a bunch of rotten crackerjack cops only out for themselves. And, it’s WV, soooooooo...

[mdmathis6]

Yeah and the money was already “laundered”!

[Responsibility2nd]

 

“According to police officers on scene, the suspect was armed with a silver handgun when he or she walked into St. Albans Dry Cleaners.”

Remember when Frank and Jesse James would rob a bank? At least you knew those two were a “he”!

Its all about the Profiling, dontcha know.

Its bad enough they aren't allowed to notice if the perp was black or white. Now they must be gender-neutral too.

[Morgana]

” Its all about the Profiling, dontcha know.

Its bad enough they aren’t allowed to notice if the perp was black or white. Now they must be gender-neutral too. “

My point exactly!!

[jmacusa]

“He or she’’? Well, that narrows it down.

[TexasCajun]

The suspect is described as having a ski mask on and wearing black hooded sweatshirt.

[4yearlurker]

I used to live and work down that way. There was a big plant there that had train tankers going in and out with a skull & cross bones insignia. The Chuck Yeager monument was a bit rusted out too.

[Tucker39]

Probably chrome. Nickel tarnishes and you’re right about silver.

[Responsibility2nd]

 

“He or she’’? Well, that narrows it down.

Not by a long shot.

Facebook will also allow users to select between three pronouns: “him,” “her” or “their.”

The following are the 58 gender options identified by ABC News:

• Agender
• Androgyne
• Androgynous
• Bigender
• Cis
• Cisgender
• Cis Female
• Cis Male
• Cis Man
• Cis Woman
• Cisgender Female
• Cisgender Male
• Cisgender Man
• Cisgender Woman
• Female to Male
• FTM
• Gender Fluid
• Gender Nonconforming
• Gender Questioning
• Gender Variant
• Genderqueer
• Intersex
• Male to Female
• MTF
• Neither
• Neutrois
• Non-binary
• Other
• Pangender
• Trans
• Trans*
• Trans Female
• Trans* Female
• Trans Male
• Trans* Male
• Trans Man
• Trans* Man
• Trans Person
• Trans* Person
• Trans Woman
• Trans* Woman
• Transfeminine
• Transgender
• Transgender Female
• Transgender Male
• Transgender Man
• Transgender Person
• Transgender Woman
• Transmasculine
• Transsexual
• Transsexual Female
• Transsexual Male
• Transsexual Man
• Transsexual Person
• Transsexual Woman
• Two-Spirit

[Morgana]

Okay that just made my head explode.

[Responsibility2nd]

The sad part is that Facebook libtards and other mental midgets actually take this shizzit seriously.

[Pontiac]

Why would you rob a dry cleaner?

I didn’t know they were known for being a big cash business.

[jmacusa]

Well, it’s simple. We’ve all got an ‘innie’’ and an ‘’outie’’ Ya gotta be one or the other.

[WayneS]

I noticed that WTF? was not listed...