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Eric Holder Eaten By Tourists In France
A Warped Mind
| 11Jan 2015
| blueunicorn6
Posted on 01/11/2015 8:56:36 AM PST by blueunicorn6
Eric Holder was eaten by tourists today in France as they had mistaken him for snails.
"The restaurant owner told us to look for something slimy, and there's nothing slimier than Eric Holder", said tourist Nils Gagongen. "We thought he was kind of tall for a snail, but there was no mistaking the slimy trail he left behind him."
President Obama expressed regret at the loss of his Attorney General. "Eric was a fine toady and evidently quite tasty" remarked Obama.
TOPICS: Agriculture; Food; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: charliehebdo; deathtoislam; ericholder; escargot; france; paris; slimy
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To: nascarnation
Monsieur Pomme de Terre Kerry?
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01/11/2015 10:14:12 AM PST
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Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: blueunicorn6
Your story is a grave insult to snails worldwide.
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posted on
01/11/2015 11:30:04 AM PST
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43north
(BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED.)
To: smoothsailing
That’s a sloth...........the one on the right.
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01/11/2015 11:39:23 AM PST
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Hot Tabasco
(I'm a man of no-color and proud of it.)
To: blueunicorn6
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01/11/2015 11:40:37 AM PST
by
Yaelle
(No Cruz? Then "I'm Ready for Hillary; What Difference Does It Make?")
To: Hot Tabasco
OK, so if Holder is half sloth and half weasel. that makes him a...
Sleazel !!!
To: smoothsailing
Yes, that’s much better.........
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01/11/2015 11:47:14 AM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(I'm a man of no-color and proud of it.)
To: blueunicorn6
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01/11/2015 11:52:50 AM PST
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BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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