Not if you wear one of these...
If you work it out right, you can get a vacation at Camp Crystal Lake. I'm sure they serve coffee...
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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Good for you!
LOL!
You want some REAL coffee?
Hey Darks!
But he’s inFESTed.
Trying to reschedule the epidural is like trying to find the women’s toilet in the Patriots’ locker room.
I have to go over to Busdaddy’s and pick up my meds. He was supposed to bring them to me, yesterday, but changed his mind. *sheesh*
I was fortunate enough yesterday to go online and get an appointment with my doctor for today, and I almost fell out of my chair. That’s a first, in all the years I’ve been trying to get online appointments. So I will go to Busdaddy’s when I leave the doctor’s.
Fortunately, thanks to Obamacare, the unsafe chair can be replaced with a Federally Approved Safety Chair at no cost to you.
Of course, you can only get out of the chair when it says you can, and it will chase you down and pull you into it when your free time is over.
But you will not fall out of it, even if you do manage to get an appointment with an Obamacare Doctor in fewer than 6 months.
(We’re still looking into why he let you see him so quickly. That will be corrected.)
I hope the doctor goes well. I’m trying to get organized to go to the post office and put gas in the car, but things are discombobulated.
Recombobuator engaged.
Expect results in 72-96 hours.
OK, it’s not a FAST recombobulator.
ArGee, I just saw the “Don’t Walk By” site. If I could I would gladly take transport in and do this. I’d like to put it on my bucket list for next year.
You have my prayers. Bless you. And admire you.
I did find some expensive coffee..
http://blackriflecoffee.com/coffee/
If you decide to come try next year, FReepmail me and I’ll try to get you in my group.
I accept the blessing. I’m way behind in trying to actually live out what I say I believe. This is a modest down-payment.
I can see it now.
I turned on the brewer and that’s when the shots began firing. I did a duck, cover, and run to the bedroom to grab my sidearm, but by the time I had it unholstered and the safety was off the sounds stopped.
Back in the kitchen, I realized it was only the coffee trying to wake me up.
I’M AWAKE!!!
It needs the worlds most frightening coffeemaker to be up to spec.
A coffeemaker so dangerous, it is banned the world over.
An ARMED coffeemachine.
Working on a freepmail to you. My mother is due in fifteen minutes.
I love my mom, but she’s Felix to my Oscar. I’ve got some last minute cleaning to do.
Where does this one stand in longest threads in FR history? Prayer Request for a tiny baby (or whatever) has to be about #1.
So again, I am just posting to add to the legend of the dead accountant.
Not if you wear one of these...
If you work it out right, you can get a vacation at Camp Crystal Lake. I'm sure they serve coffee...
..but is it at least half fast?
At $20 per 453.6 grams, that stuff had better vacuum the carpet, pump petrol into the car, wash the windshield, shovel the drive, and fetch the mail...
Well, no, not really.
But it’s thorough.
And polite. Don’t forget polite.
AND expect the Spanish Inquisition.
I’m back from the doctor’s. They did a blood test (new lab in there, now) and would have charged me $10.00 but...so now I will have a bill for it to match the one I got today.
And the doc called in a ‘script’ for BP meds. She was not happy with the way it was when I went in, but I’m thinking I was stressed because I left my pain meds at Busdaddy’s. *sigh*
I was able to reschedule the epidural for the 18th, so I just called my “taxi” service and let them know. This one will be at 1030, but I have to be there at 0930.
So that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
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