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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Gefn

Without getting too graphic, I don’t think floof could deliver babies.

I could be wrong, though. The babies could like spoors attached to the floof.

What do I know. I’m a geek, not a biologist.


1,961 posted on 02/05/2015 6:54:45 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m home. Shawn is not coming today. That’s fine. I just wish he would have told me before I left Busdaddy’s. Unnngh!

At least my laundry is clean and folded.

I did NOT sleep well last night and will talk to the doctor the next time I see her. Besides the fact that I couldn’t breathe and needed two breathing treatments, I threw up again as well. I hate doing that when I’m with Busdaddy, especially. I told him this morning to not be afraid to tell me to stay home, or sleep on the sofa.

I’m sure it’s because I was out of my milk thistle, and took Tylenol for pain. And I left the morphine at his place. *sigh*


1,962 posted on 02/05/2015 7:42:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: ArGee

Floof delivers babies.

That is where marshmallow fluff comes from, I think.


1,963 posted on 02/05/2015 7:58:28 AM PST by Gefn (Pray for Obama....Psalm 109:8. H/T TOL)
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To: Monkey Face

Monkey Face,

I hope you feel better. I hate vomiting.


1,964 posted on 02/05/2015 7:59:38 AM PST by Gefn (Pray for Obama....Psalm 109:8. H/T TOL)
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To: ArGee; Gefn; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

The producers of Star Trek never really liked capitalism, which is rather silly considering the massive money-making enterprise they conceived.

Morning again, everyone. Kids are doing some schoolwork for a change.


1,965 posted on 02/05/2015 8:09:41 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick

There’s a good idea.

I never thought of offering them change to do their schoolwork. I just told them it was good for them and then threatened them.

But if people work for money later in life, why not teach them that principle by paying them to do their schoolwork?

It bears thinking about.

Later. ZZZZZZZZZ


1,966 posted on 02/05/2015 8:22:26 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Gefn

I don’t know what’s going on with me, as the nausea comes on with no warning. Sometimes, I can fight it and win, but then there are times like last night.

Thanks for the wishes. The episodes don’t last long, thankfully. I just hate doing it at Busdaddy’s.


1,967 posted on 02/05/2015 8:23:35 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: ArGee

Heh.

James and Vlad learned the multiplication tables because I paid them $.01 for each correct answer within five minutes.


1,968 posted on 02/05/2015 8:25:18 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m trying to get an appointment with the pain clinic, but I’ve been on perma-hold almost 20 minutes. When it hits the 20 minute mark, I’m hanging up.

So there, SMA...

I will try again later.

I need to go clean up after Sparkle.


1,969 posted on 02/05/2015 8:30:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Tax-chick

I once offered my kids a penny for each pinecone they pulled out of the front yard before I mowed.

I had NO IDEA how deep those suckers went or how good my kids would be at spotting them.


1,970 posted on 02/05/2015 9:21:32 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

That’s because you called the pain clinic, silly. They know keeping you on hold causes pain.

You meant to have called the no-pain clinic.


1,971 posted on 02/05/2015 9:22:22 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

That reminds me, I need to clean up after Jake and Shannon. Then I’ll go to Walmart.


1,972 posted on 02/05/2015 9:42:22 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick

I went to Walmart on the way home today, but didn’t get all the stuff I needed. Same ol’ story...


1,973 posted on 02/05/2015 9:44:39 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Tax-chick

My guess is it would be easier to clean up BEFORE Jake and Shannon.


1,974 posted on 02/05/2015 9:53:41 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Maybe it has to do with how a day ends.

Yesterday is always a good day.

Today hasn’t been a good day since I stopped the infantile practice of falling in love.


1,975 posted on 02/05/2015 10:00:41 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Monkey Face

I really wanted a Pink Drink, but I’ll go have a nap instead. Maybe Jake will join me.


1,976 posted on 02/05/2015 10:54:21 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m all out of Pink Drink, since I only bought one bottle. Right now, I would like another, but it will have to wait.

I will lie down on the sofa and wait for Busdaddy to come and bring my pills. Wait. Maybe I’ll watch another episode of “Downton Abbey.”


1,977 posted on 02/05/2015 11:05:06 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m actually not familiar with pink drink, unless it’s the stuff the Yink (I think) would drink in “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.”

So, if you like to drink pink ink
Then you should get a Yink, I think.


1,978 posted on 02/05/2015 12:17:42 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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Boy...

The Undead are dead...


1,979 posted on 02/05/2015 10:29:26 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

1,980 posted on 02/06/2015 2:31:49 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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