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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 01/09/2015 4:40:53 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: AppyPappy
Trust me, you DON”T want her number.
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posted on
01/09/2015 9:41:01 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD
The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to ..50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No Anesthetic is required.
The implant is likely to be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it
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posted on
01/09/2015 9:44:54 AM PST
by
llevrok
(I fear the US government more than I do al Qaeda)
To: Lucky9teen
63
posted on
01/09/2015 10:24:03 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: fredhead
64
posted on
01/09/2015 11:18:28 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
To: BenLurkin
Does that include lemonade?
65
posted on
01/09/2015 11:24:15 AM PST
by
relictele
(Principiis obsta & Finem respice - Resist The Beginnings & Consider The Ends)
To: llevrok
I doubt it’s God they’ll be speaking to with this device...more like someone of a much more sinister nature, me thinks. ;P
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posted on
01/09/2015 11:28:42 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
According to what I understand "Allah" is the king of hell.
So they will speak to "Allah".
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posted on
01/09/2015 11:42:57 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Lucky9teen
Thanks Lucky 19
FMCDH(BITS)
68
posted on
01/09/2015 11:49:23 AM PST
by
nothingnew
(Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)
To: Liberty Valance
69
posted on
01/09/2015 11:58:16 AM PST
by
llevrok
(I fear the US government more than I do al Qaeda)
To: llevrok
70
posted on
01/09/2015 12:04:56 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
One day, Hette approaches her Rabbi after the service and says to him, “Rabbi, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the Rabbi asks.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hello, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?’”
“Why, that’s terrible!” the Rabbi says, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house tomorrow and I will put them with my two male talking parrots that I taught to pray and read Hebrew. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
“Oh thank you, Rabbi,” Hette replies.
The next day Hette brings her female parrots to the Rabbi’s house. His two male parrots are wearing tiny yarmulkes and praying in their cage. Hette puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, “Hello, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put away the Siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!”
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posted on
01/09/2015 1:10:26 PM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: upchuck
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posted on
01/09/2015 1:32:57 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Old Sarge
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
01/09/2015 1:40:18 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Daffynition
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posted on
01/09/2015 1:42:24 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
01/09/2015 1:46:13 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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