[InvisibleChurch]

beer

[Morgana]

Billy Beer? Taken.

[Billthedrill]

There are two very good winter ales named “Abominable” by two different breweries in local stores. It isn’t fair to take sides so as an impartial observer I’m doing my best to resolve that conflict by drinking all of them both.

[MediaMole]

Hopalicious — delicous, and taken.

[Viking2002]

Just. Beer.

[Ken H]

Call it something common and generic so there are no copyright issues.

I suggest 'Bud's'.

[Right Brother]

Roger Ales

Ale to the chief

Brew Ha Ha

Old Growth Lager

[Jack Hydrazine]

Messiah Stout - The Beer You’ve Always Been Waiting For

[a fool in paradise]

Virtually every large city, notable landscape feature, creature and weather pattern of North America — as well as myriad other words, concepts and images — has been snapped up and trademarked as the name of either a brewery or a beer.

[a fool in paradise]

Virtually every large city, notable landscape feature, creature and weather pattern of North America — as well as myriad other words, concepts and images — has been snapped up and trademarked as the name of either a brewery or a beer.

[Manic_Episode]

No one has tried to take mine yet.

[Dalberg-Acton]

I hereby claim the name “Cat Piss Pale Ale”. If it isn’t already taken!

[Vince Ferrer]

[Secret Agent Man]

Like the phone book listing wars,

AAA Beer

[Defiant]

One of my local favorites. The brewer also makes one called "Me So Honey", and I am surprised the Vietnamese haven't complained.

[Olog-hai]

Ironic that the article author’s name is Alastair Bland.

[twister881]

I wanted to trademark “Old Tampon” but discovered an entity named The Mooch Brewery already had taken it.

[PAR35]

Candy Moon

That would make a good name for a craft beer.

[xp38]

Free Republic Beer! Better trademark that pronto Jim!

[Yardstick]

They could do like the pharmaceutical industry and just make up words from scratch. For instance,

Zortrephnofil Lager

Blexfornifam Stout

Trifleroflop IPA

Xumeritrol Ale

Etc.

[uglybiker]