Posted on 01/05/2015 2:18:30 PM PST by bgill
According to Riverside County officials, the 35-year-old woman, who was not identified, tried to enter the Woodcrest, Calif., home where her ex-boyfriend and three children live through the front door early Saturday morning, but it was locked. So she climbed on the roof, stripped off her clothes and tried to shimmy down the chimney.
Shortly before 5 a.m., her estranged boyfriend, Tony Hernandez, said he heard the woman crying for help.
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Now, that right there is funny...and probably has a lot of truth to it.
He has a high tolerance for pain. A buddy on the West Coast got it out of his system after one. It was an expensive lesson, but fortunately not divorce expensive, things didn’t go that far.
That is one of the funniest bits I have ever seen!
Ok that’s hilarious.
My ex is a redhead. There was no pleasing her, and I swear that for all of our real “disagreements”, she’d imprint on to me the problems that her girlfriends were having with their own husbands.
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Shim-shimmin’ down the chim-ney, shim-shim, cherie
You thought you’d get lucky, but lucky you’re free.
Shim-shimmin’ down the chim-ney, shim-shim, cheroo,
The soot will rub off in the next day or two...
That.
Was.
Freakin.
Awesome!
I almost fell out of my chair when he mentioned the Tranny Zone, and fell back down when he did the same chart for the ladies!
That was hilarious!
Looked her up...she’s hilarious.
5 years and I did.
Naked gal tried to burn her parents house down.
I’d hate to be the EMT who had to look up the chimney.
Blinded for life.
His last thoughts were: “What office is this bush running for”!
Now that I read the article gain, I guess not.
“sometimes you gotta wonder if aliens did come here and Earth is actually an asylum”
It would be a good plot for a movie. Don’t know whether comedy or horror.
great idea!
Nothing in the article indicates that she is the mother of the kids.
Careful, Gunner, she has a bad case of the flue.
She was in a commercial that was running a couple months ago. Something to do with the NFL
That was posted here on FR a few months back and when I shared itbwith a coworker (a structural engineer), he screencaptured both female andnmale charts from the video, printed them out and taped them to his office wall for reference... he talks about it all the time... I got a lot of mileage of that video.
I hope everyone here got their flue shots this year.
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