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Firefighters rescue naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend's chimney
yahoo ^ | Jan. 5, 2015 | Dylan Stableford

Posted on 01/05/2015 2:18:30 PM PST by bgill

According to Riverside County officials, the 35-year-old woman, who was not identified, tried to enter the Woodcrest, Calif., home where her ex-boyfriend and three children live through the front door early Saturday morning, but it was locked. So she climbed on the roof, stripped off her clothes and tried to shimmy down the chimney.

Shortly before 5 a.m., her estranged boyfriend, Tony Hernandez, said he heard the woman crying for help.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: ca; chimney; dylanstableford; nakedwoman
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To: ez

Now, that right there is funny...and probably has a lot of truth to it.


41 posted on 01/05/2015 3:28:21 PM PST by lrslattery
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To: real saxophonist

He has a high tolerance for pain. A buddy on the West Coast got it out of his system after one. It was an expensive lesson, but fortunately not divorce expensive, things didn’t go that far.


42 posted on 01/05/2015 3:30:44 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: ez

That is one of the funniest bits I have ever seen!


43 posted on 01/05/2015 3:50:56 PM PST by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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To: ez

Ok that’s hilarious.


44 posted on 01/05/2015 4:01:01 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: real saxophonist

My ex is a redhead. There was no pleasing her, and I swear that for all of our real “disagreements”, she’d imprint on to me the problems that her girlfriends were having with their own husbands.


45 posted on 01/05/2015 4:19:36 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: bgill

%%
Shim-shimmin’ down the chim-ney, shim-shim, cherie
You thought you’d get lucky, but lucky you’re free.
Shim-shimmin’ down the chim-ney, shim-shim, cheroo,
The soot will rub off in the next day or two...


46 posted on 01/05/2015 4:39:09 PM PST by mikrofon (Just a flue-ful of "sugar" helps the man inside get down ;)
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To: ez

That.

Was.

Freakin.

Awesome!

I almost fell out of my chair when he mentioned the Tranny Zone, and fell back down when he did the same chart for the ladies!

That was hilarious!


47 posted on 01/05/2015 5:11:00 PM PST by rlmorel (The Media's Principles: Conflict must exist. Doesn't exist? Create it. Exists? Exacerbate it.)
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To: real saxophonist

Looked her up...she’s hilarious.


48 posted on 01/05/2015 5:22:21 PM PST by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy... and call it progress")
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To: bgill
Wow! This babe is smokin’ [I couldn't resist saying it.]
49 posted on 01/05/2015 5:22:26 PM PST by MasterGunner01
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To: miele man
Might as well....I don't consider the people performing them to be doctors.
50 posted on 01/05/2015 5:28:38 PM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: The Great RJ

5 years and I did.

Naked gal tried to burn her parents house down.


51 posted on 01/05/2015 5:35:31 PM PST by Gamecock (Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
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To: bgill

I’d hate to be the EMT who had to look up the chimney.

Blinded for life.

His last thoughts were: “What office is this bush running for”!


52 posted on 01/05/2015 5:35:36 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: latina4dubya

Now that I read the article gain, I guess not.


53 posted on 01/05/2015 5:36:47 PM PST by Gamecock (Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
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To: GeronL

“sometimes you gotta wonder if aliens did come here and Earth is actually an asylum”

It would be a good plot for a movie. Don’t know whether comedy or horror.


54 posted on 01/05/2015 5:38:53 PM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: PLMerite

great idea!


55 posted on 01/05/2015 5:41:40 PM PST by GeronL
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To: Gamecock

Nothing in the article indicates that she is the mother of the kids.


56 posted on 01/05/2015 5:46:57 PM PST by Bob (Violence in islam? That's not a bug; it's a feature.)
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To: MasterGunner01

Careful, Gunner, she has a bad case of the flue.


57 posted on 01/05/2015 5:51:54 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: MrB

She was in a commercial that was running a couple months ago. Something to do with the NFL


58 posted on 01/05/2015 5:53:17 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: rlmorel

That was posted here on FR a few months back and when I shared itbwith a coworker (a structural engineer), he screencaptured both female andnmale charts from the video, printed them out and taped them to his office wall for reference... he talks about it all the time... I got a lot of mileage of that video.


59 posted on 01/05/2015 6:03:46 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Smokin' Joe

I hope everyone here got their flue shots this year.


60 posted on 01/05/2015 6:08:49 PM PST by Rodamala
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