[Deathtomarxists]

I bet he was actually assaulted. Perhaps an assassination attempt or some bizarre mormon ritual for faling to get his own planet of worshipers.

[Salvey]

I don’t believe his version of the “accident.”

[4yearlurker]

Wasn’t this scumbag Reid sporting a black eye about a year ago? Beyond that I have no comment.

[tflabo]

Say has anyone seen Chuckie Schmucky Schumer hanging around in Vegas recently? (’

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

What, he said something nice about somebody or told the truth about something? He should know better.

[SaveFerris]

It was probably caused by an internet video that caused spontaneous outrage.

[Major Matt Mason]

Yep, not buying this story without video (the accident itself, I mean). I'm sure it was something far more embarrassing than this.

[GreensKeeperWillie]

Remember? Reid. That Senator from Nevada.

Oh, OK. Don't know his name but his face rings a bell.

[Doomonyou]

Rubber band breaks...

We will know when he sues Bowflex (or whoever.)

[samtheman]

Maybe he can jump right to the top of this list.

http://www.muscleandfitness.com/workouts/workout-routines/top-10-workout-fails-all-time-funny-video-clips

[uncitizen]

Maybe he has outlived his usefulness to obama.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

An assault would be consistent with the wounds. However, I suspect that for some reason, he strongly did not want whoever assaulted him to be arrested.

Further analyzing: because the bones in his face were on the right side, he may have been punched by a southpaw, probably young and strong. The follow up to the ribs was likely a kick when he was already down.

So the question becomes why?, which is a lot harder to answer. Reid has been in the pocket of the Mafia, involved in shady land deals where he was paid over $1m for land he didn’t own, likely crossed the Chinese who bribed him to get the Bundy lands, which blew up.

Bottom line is that Reid may be getting paid back for former dirty deals, corruption and not coming through after making promises. And whoever is doing it is powerful enough so they don’t *care* if Reid is obviously harmed. But Reid is too afraid of them to complain about it.

[South40]

I think one of the young boys he abuses had enough and beat him senseless.

[hdbc]

My give a shit meter hardly moved.

[Hattie]

I’ll send him a Don’t get well card.

[jaz.357]

When I heard this on the radio, I couldn't get home fast enough to see what the Freep comedians' had posted.

As usual, Freepers NEVER fail to crack me up!

Good job.

[RetSignman]

They made him an offer he refused.

[Shery]

He probably wasn’t using the equipment, just jabbering to someone who was. Got too animated and didn’t realize the danger he was in being so close! LOL!

[kjam22]

New Years day.... can’t be a coincidence. This is a New Years eve drinking accident. Drunk, fell down or something.

[logi_cal869]

Fitting...

[TexasCajun]

He Old!