[Deathtomarxists]

I bet he was actually assaulted. Perhaps an assassination attempt or some bizarre mormon ritual for faling to get his own planet of worshipers.

[SkyDancer]

He does not look the type to exercise. From what I’ve seen of him on the news he’s a wimpy nerdy little guy. I bet he wised off to his cleaning lady and she cleaned his clock.

[Steely Tom]

I think this story is pure BS from top to bottom.

[ronnie raygun]

God acts in strange ways, is there a video must be hillarious

[Jonty30]

I would want to know what he was using.

Some of those exercise machines can be quite nasty, if they break.

[Paine in the Neck]

Harry Reid exercise accident

Security camera footage

[Mr. Impatient]

What a shame. Hope I don’t die of dehydration ‘cuz of all the tears I am crying right now.

[SoCal Pubbie]

How many millions will Dingy Harry sue the manufacturer and retailer of the equipment for?

[Vigilanteman]

No fan of Harry Reid, but cheap shots at his alleged religion are inappropriate and counterproductive.

I wish him a speedy recovery, not because I like him but because the Democrats have far more committed Marxists in the Senate with which to replace him.

[Slyfox]

The door knob got him in the eye and kicked him in the ribs.

[BlackAdderess]

Trampoline and imaginative hooker?

[Zhang Fei]

High blood pressure or some other kind of cardiac malady, leading to occasional fainting spells?

[Veto!]

OK, Here’s the deal. He was drunk again and fell headfirst onto a corner of his own private bar.

[TigersEye]

Karma. Instant Las Vegas karma.

[Veggie Todd]

I guess I’ll scratch “exercise more” off my list of resolutions.

[Sarah Barracuda]

I wonder if Obamacare is paying for his treatment..oh yeah, almost forgot..Obamacare is only for us peasants

[fungoking]

CAT scan of the senator's brain showed nothing.

[MaxMax]

I think Reid and Boehner were getting drunk together and playing to
hard with the hookers. And when they tried the Kennedy sandwich the
hookers kicked Reid's ass while Boehner "as usual" fled.

[aomagrat]

Probably alcohol induced stupidity.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

A rubber band named Guido?

[PGR88]