Marisol Toribio smears poop in employee's faces, police say

WPLG ^ | December 25, 2014 | Peter Burke

[Clemenza]

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.

[Tommygun99]

You can ship your pants at K-Mart! Check out the video on YouTube:

K-Mart Ship your pants

[HotKat]

I believe reserves are stored in pockets. Fresh from the pants.

[Gasshog]

And they couldn’t beat the crap out of her...cuz it was already out.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m not sure she can spare it.

[353FMG]

She left them sh*tfaced.

[GeronL]

She should be charged with biological warfare

[fella]

” If this were Germany, men would pay her good money for this.”

Out in San Francisco and in fair sized areas of Austin this is considered a “pickup line”.

[keats5]

Um, who just happens to have poop in her pants?

[Ken H]

[Ken H]

I see that you beat me to it.

[Ken H]

I see that you beat me to it.

[octex]

I’ve had several friends and their little kids who spent too much time in front of the chimpanzees’ enclosure and suffered from the thrown poo! ...It must be in the genes.

[Titan Magroyne]

Twice.

[Don W]

Not sure, was attached to another story.

[Clemenza]

That’s her! Guilty!

[Wisconsinlady]

I wonder if she was charged for concealed carry?

[caww]

Shoplifter Marisol Toribio smears poop in employee's faces.

Low-lifer

[Ethan Clive Osgoode]

Yue Huang, 34, Shunai Li, 55, and Caichang Li, 57, were each charged with retail theft

This can't be true. Asians are model citizens who get top scores in everything and are smarter than everyone else and deserve places at Harvard.

[CyberAnt]

Well .. that’s a bit far for me .. but I certainly would have filed a formal complaint and made the city/county/whatever, pay for whatever it cost me to be sure she didn’t have any diseases.

And, filing a charge of “assault with intent” isn’t out of the realm of possibilities.

[SunkenCiv]

> theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.