Learn how to twirl spaghetti onto a fork. I usually go too fast and the sauce shoots out twenty or thirty feet.
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Use a soup spoon.
Have you ever seen a cat chase the red dot from a laser pointer? Well, that’s what I looked like using your soup spoon suggestion. I tried to pick up that spaghetti with a soup spoon for five minutes and all I got was spaghetti sauce on the back of my hand. Remind me to never ask you for suggestions when my parachute won’t open. Trying to eat spaghetti with a soup spoon is like trying to herd cats. Have you ever tried to herd cats? They sound like this, “Meow. Meow.”