So.....you’re a law man’s kid. I am the product of The Martini Plan. My Dad gave my Mom three martinis and planned for some fun. You shoulda seen his face when he got me as part of the plan. He called me his “Little Martini Mistake”. After me, he wouldn’t let Mom drink anymore.
I am a soldier’s kid. Dad stayed in Europe after WWII and met mom. They eventually married and years later: Tada!