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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 12/19/2014 4:33:05 AM PST by Lucky9teen

#WorstHolidayTradition

@HalBrennan tweeted: “We always leave milk and cookies out on Christmas Eve, but find two empty beer bottles in the morning.”

@ManningInc posted, “The arms from Baby Jesus in our nativity scene broke off, so now we replace them with miniature pretzel sticks.”

@graciebell06 tweeted, “As each gift is opened my uncle yells, “It’s a sports bra!”

@ziggaplease tweeted, “After unwrapping a present, we ball up the paper and throw it at the ceiling fan and cheer when someone gets hit in the face.”

@m0d0k posted, “After our Christmas dinner, my family gets out a cuff to see whose blood pressure is the highest.”

@kelseymh stated, “We aren’t allowed to open any presents if we don’t have these on.” He further shared a picture of his family wearing red or green sweaters and stripe pajamas.

@Hasty3000 tweeted, “Driving to a church to find out it doesn’t have a service at that time.”

@mur_dawg shared, “Having to choose one family dinner over another.”

@ClintMcComb tweeted, “3rd straight X-Mas night driving back to St. Louis from Chicago.”

@MarkjewiczSarah posted, “And here goes my mom’s annual speech about how she thinks I don’t have a heart and will be a cat lady.”

 

 

 

Can You #XMasAMovie From Another Genre?

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#ChristmasFail

Mom mixed my wrapping paper w/ my older bro's. I opened Eurotrip Unrated, not Ghostbusters. I was 7.

A couple of years ago my family didn't get a tree till the 23rd.... And it didn't come down till March

One year I received a iPod box expecting to get one when it first came out and then when I opened it.. A bar of soap

One year I had to re-open a gift so my dad could film the reaction because the camera was off the first time. Sandy Claws

Sister bought a xmas tree, it didn't smell enough like pine so she doused it in air freshener needles fell off immediately.

Today my mom told me, "We're doing useful presents this year. We got you a book on how to find a man."

One year the man I was dating gave me an expensive necklace with my name in gold. It was beautiful, but my name isn't Diane

Last Xmas my dad printed off my brothers internet history from the past year & made it into a book for the familys enjoyment.

One year my cat ate all the tinsel off of our tree. The tree lost some of its shine, but my cat had some really pretty poops!

One year my great grandmother spent the entire day at the neighbors mistaking them for our family. No one said a word.

yeah, you don't want those Christmas lights on your tree.

My grandma made a pie and forgot the sugar. We put it outside and the dog ended up peeing on it.

My aunt told me when she was young, her brothers got everything she asked for on Christmas

School sign

How does this even happen?

You had ONE job!


A Cativity Scene - Frankincense , Myrrh, and a Hairball




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; ofst; silliness
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To: TheOldLady

What can I say? I was a brat.


81 posted on 12/19/2014 1:48:19 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Lucky9teen

They were there, I forgot what happened when I did that “restore to the last working system 7” or something like that. I turned on my desktop computer and a black page of stuff came up saying the hard drive was not doing something right and asked if I wanted to restore to a previous working system or something and said yes ...


82 posted on 12/19/2014 1:50:08 PM PST by SkyDancer
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To: Lucky9teen

I am bookmarking this thread because you are a FONT of good ideas Lucky!


83 posted on 12/19/2014 2:00:06 PM PST by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: SkyDancer

That’s different than a System Restore to a Restore point through Help and Support menu. (Start, Help & Support...)


84 posted on 12/19/2014 2:01:51 PM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: mrs. a

Yeah. Well, I was a very weird little kid. I knew stuff that little kids
shouldn’t be exposed to and couldn’t keep my yap shut about it.

Got in a lot of trouble in grammar school, but wised up in high school.


85 posted on 12/19/2014 2:20:17 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen

Well I pulled out the current FF and tried to install an earlier version but it won’t connect. I did the restore and it still does the same thing - block me from YouTube, Facebook, and the add-on’s from FF ... strangely though, I have a notebook I carry with me and it’s a mirror of my desktop and it runs okay .... ????


86 posted on 12/19/2014 3:33:21 PM PST by SkyDancer
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To: Lucky9teen

Don’t know what happened or what I did but now things are working okay - can get to YouTube and Facebook now. Also the drop down to get to add-on’s work now as well. Go figger?????


87 posted on 12/19/2014 4:04:36 PM PST by SkyDancer
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To: Malone LaVeigh

That’s hilarious!!!!!!


88 posted on 12/19/2014 6:08:48 PM PST by MagnoliaB
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89 posted on 12/20/2014 9:43:19 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: martin_fierro

90 posted on 12/20/2014 9:47:44 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen

When my son was 9 years old (1977) he requested a personal computer. He got an abacus.


91 posted on 12/20/2014 10:51:05 AM PST by matchgirl (An Ambassador is dead and Al Qaeda is alive.)
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