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“Wisconsin: Highest incarceration rate of African Americans”

Now WHAT is wrong with this picture? Commit the crime, do the time. The REST of you states need to step it up!! ;)

Proud to be from ‘Sconny!

THE WOMEN OF WISCONSIN

Can out-drink men from any other state (except Alaska and
North Dakota)

Make denim on denim look good (sorry Canada)

Wear skirts and heels when it’s 20 below and never complain about the cold

Are finally over their Brett Favre crushes, except Donna in Oshkosh

Open their own pickle jars

Would rather clean a walleye than the kitchen

Sometimes wear brassieres made of cheese, which is the inspiration behind the Dairy Queen Brazier

Can throw a snowball 20 yards further than women in Minnesota

Keep a photo of Donald Driver in their wallets

Currently have a nice casserole baking in the oven

THE MEN OF WISCONSIN

Always oil your chainsaw before returning it

Wear ponytails way better than guys in Illinois (see Clay Matthews)

Propose to you while deer hunting

Are happy to take your mom out for drinks on her birthday

Buy a round of drinks when they win cash at pull tabs

Put the toilet seat down because it’s not like they’re from Iowa

Never, NEVER play the Goo Goo Dolls on a jukebox

Only sit alone in their truck and cry when the dog dies

Regret not making friends with Russell Wilson in college

Never lie about their marathon time, even if they’re running for office