Pandora’s box has just been opened on this thread.
When the world gives you beavers....make hats.
Dam beavers....
Beaver just a ground hog with a paddle tail. Or maybe a water hog instead.
Talk about a war on women!!!!
We had a young male beaver slip into our fish pond a couple of years ago. Evidently it was hoping to find a female and set up housekeeping.
If the barking of our dogs hadn’t finally persuaded it to move on, we would have had to shoot it, before it ringed all our fruit trees and flooded the basement.
They’re fine out in the wilderness, maybe, but they’re pests anywhere near where people live.
Seymour Beaver?
First the came for the Cows, but the Arctic Squirrels said we’re not cows;
Then they came for the Arctic Squirrels, but the Beavers said we’re not Arctic Squirrels ...
Has anybody actually measured how much methane these climate changers emit?
More than happy to pick up. ('
You do realize this thread is going to h$ll in a hand basket, right? (giggle, giggle)
Radioactive beavers are transforming the landscape around Chernobyl. They are turning abandoned cities into wildlife rich swamps.
I know this because I saw it on TV!
It would make a great horror flock, dontcha think?
Until I read past the headline I thought there is no way there are that many beavers farting [even farting at the moose-full-of-chickpeas level] to pass 800 M kg of flatulence/year. I fully expected to see the eNazis’ call to cut emissions to compensate for all the queefing beaver.
It is a standing rule on my land that I will offer $20 for every beaver tail that someone removes from my land.
log chewing, water jokers.
water slapping, flat-tailed rascals.
hey I hate them suckers.
After we’ve totally befouled and polluted our ‘nest’ to the uninhabitable for humans stage - it is the beaver who will restore the natural landscape, creating the habitat needed for all other fish, fowl and fur ‘people’ -
thank god for the European craze of beaver skin hats in 1700 and 1800 we might have had global warming 200 years earlier if the beaver trappers had not removed the threat by over hunting beaver pelts. I guess those fur trapper saved are lives.
Heck Beave, ya little goof!
Beavers, the other Oregon meat. Go Ducks
Beavers = UFO Swamp gas