OK. This is going to be Too Much Information, but when I’m ‘dieting’ I, um, poop more due to all of those vegetables, fruits and whole grains I’m eating.
I’m pretty sure all of my extra ‘dioxides’ are going down the crapper and are then ‘lovingly processed’ by Government Workers at the local Crap Plant who make it all clean and shiny and new again!
See? There IS a great benefit to weight loss! You get to sh*t on Government Workers!
*SNORT*
Hey, we could tell all those smug vegetarians that their diet is causing global warming, then watch their heads explode.