This just in... Dieting causes global warming! Stock in Krispy Kreme soars! People on the left coast stop jogging! People now ashamed to put those self-righteous marathon mileage stickers on their Prius vehicles!
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Well Al Gore is his own massive carbon sequestration scheme, how about that. What happens when he releases the chakra? Carbon dioxide, I’ll bet.
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OK. This is going to be Too Much Information, but when I’m ‘dieting’ I, um, poop more due to all of those vegetables, fruits and whole grains I’m eating.
I’m pretty sure all of my extra ‘dioxides’ are going down the crapper and are then ‘lovingly processed’ by Government Workers at the local Crap Plant who make it all clean and shiny and new again!
See? There IS a great benefit to weight loss! You get to sh*t on Government Workers!
*SNORT*
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12/17/2014 9:02:41 PM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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