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Update: 30,000 People Really Did Buy Poop On Black Friday
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| 12/13/2014
| Juliet Bennett Rylah
Posted on 12/16/2014 7:02:05 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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"If that isn't great social commentary on American consumerism, then I just don't know what is."
To: Responsibility2nd
Cards Against Humanity made $180,000 selling people bullshit. Well-played. The NYT, CNN, ABC, and others have made a lot more money selling BS than that.
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:06:35 AM PST
by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: Responsibility2nd
If I really need bullsh*t, I can buy a 40 pound bag at Home Depot for roughly $1.50.
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:09:28 AM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Responsibility2nd
One adventurous soul on YouTube even went so far as to break the poop in half to see if perhaps there was a hidden object inside.Hoping to find a cow inside?
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:15:28 AM PST
by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: Vigilanteman
But can you be assured that it is genuinely from a male bovine?
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:16:59 AM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Slings and Arrows
Here at last. The perfect Christmas gift.
For those you don’t like.
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:17:50 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Good for them.
And yet another reminder that P.T. Barnum was right.
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:18:40 AM PST
by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:18:48 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Yes Virginia, I still believe in Santa Claws)
To: SampleMan
I have bought poop before. Raked it into my garden. Mine cost only $2.49 for a 30 pound bag. Mmmm if I divided it up into sandwich bags at $6.00 each.........
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:18:56 AM PST
by
cotton
(one way, one truth, the life.)
To: Responsibility2nd
What a great grass roots campaign it would be to share this rare earth...with those who warmed our hearts through the years...
Bull Puckey and Panther Whizz .... what a great Combo?
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:26:52 AM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Responsibility2nd
To: Responsibility2nd
I don’t think it’s a commentary on American consumerism. It’s a commentary on CAH’s audience, they like to be on both sides of a joke, being both the ridiculed and the ridiculer. For a couple years CAH’s Black Friday sale was to charge $5 more, and they were straight up about it, it wasn’t a hidden increase, it was advertised as “we’re charging $5 more on Black Friday”, and they made epic sales every time.
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:35:47 AM PST
by
discostu
(The albatross begins with its vengeance A terrible curse a thirst has begun)
To: Responsibility2nd
Just in time for Christmas dinner....
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:38:09 AM PST
by
Leroy S. Mort
(The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it ~ G Orwell)
To: Responsibility2nd
feces from a live bull I certainly wouldn't want feces from a dead bull.
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:42:51 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Responsibility2nd
You dropped your phony dog poo.
What phony dog poo?
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:50:00 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
12/16/2014 7:55:28 AM PST
by
drjimmy
To: Responsibility2nd
Perfect re-gift for elected officials.
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posted on
12/16/2014 8:01:45 AM PST
by
Raycpa
To: Responsibility2nd
Just what to send your member of Congress
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posted on
12/16/2014 8:02:03 AM PST
by
The Great RJ
(Pants up...Don't loot!)
To: SampleMan
Cue the November 2008 analogy. 52% of voters bought.
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posted on
12/16/2014 8:06:41 AM PST
by
DPMD
To: discostu
So. They sell bull**** and they blatantly upcharge prices.
They have identified a target rich market...
The Democrats.
How very clever!
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posted on
12/16/2014 8:06:54 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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