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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 12/12/2014 4:27:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen
One day an old German shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost..
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says... "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs. Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; whiteprivilege
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To: Lucky9teen
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12/12/2014 4:28:40 AM PST
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a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Lucky9teen
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12/12/2014 4:29:51 AM PST
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a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Lucky9teen
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12/12/2014 4:30:00 AM PST
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ShadowAce
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posted on
12/12/2014 4:31:14 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
These are more silly though:
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posted on
12/12/2014 4:32:41 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 4:34:51 AM PST
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ex91B10
(We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; ONE BOX LEFT!a)
To: a fool in paradise
True Story:
Notre Dame Will Offer ‘White Privilege’ Seminar in 2015
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posted on
12/12/2014 4:35:52 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: a fool in paradise
LOL!
Good Morning, World!
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posted on
12/12/2014 4:38:41 AM PST
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 9!
That would make me “Lucvky9”! :-)
I am 25% Eskimo. Does that negate my White Privilege?
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12/12/2014 4:42:18 AM PST
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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12/12/2014 4:43:28 AM PST
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a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Lucky9teen
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12/12/2014 4:46:50 AM PST
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fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
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12/12/2014 4:47:40 AM PST
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moose07
( Santa's a Scotsman! Too many Pies ,not enough exercise ,of course he's one of us!)
To: a fool in paradise
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12/12/2014 4:48:02 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 4:48:48 AM PST
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a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: ShadowAce
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12/12/2014 4:49:43 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!
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12/12/2014 4:50:04 AM PST
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Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: ShadowAce
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12/12/2014 4:52:40 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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12/12/2014 4:53:47 AM PST
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Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
To: ShadowAce
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12/12/2014 4:55:23 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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