Posted on 12/12/2014 4:27:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen
One day an old German shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost..
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says... "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs. Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
This is from when Soupy Sales met The Rat Pack.
What was the most surprising thing about Sinatra’s death?
The Mafia had nothing to do with it.
What has two broken legs & floats down the river?
People who tell Sinatra jokes.
In these parts, their assigned Danger Boy sets up the crew at a running gutter in Indio....
Ugh, I get a picture of Dianne Fineswine!
TOP 30???
DANG! Well, it’s still Friday!!
TOP....something...
The Zebra Dies
The Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
St. Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.”
So the zebra went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, “God, please - I must know am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
“You are what you are.”
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him. “Well, did God straighten out your query for you?”
The zebra looked puzzled. No sir, God simply said “You are what you are.’’
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, “Well then, there you are, You are white with black stripes.”
The zebra asked St. Peter, “How do you know that for certain?”
‘Because, said St. Peter, “If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.”
WARNING: If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin after yo white ass!!!
There are many incompetent idiots in govt and industry.
But Joseph Biden has to be at the pinnacle.
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