Posted on 11/26/2014 5:22:07 AM PST by Lucky9teen
“What do you get if you cross a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultry-geist.”
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all weak.
I am thankful for such a dedicated FReeper that brings me humor every week!
Amen and ditto!
Ouch. No matter the validity or not on the basis of the pic, I hope you have your flame-retardant suit handy. :)
Last year I saw a play on that picture called “progressive Thanksgiving,” with a bunch of lefto freaks eating tofurkey. Wish I could find it.
Here’s a classic ‘silliness’ of an entirely different turkey.
Ignore the haircut please on the overstuffed bird, right? :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2eLdYmXB3w
Nice bird. And the turkey is a keeper as well.
Now for any of you who aren’t into parades and football, I suggest an alternate entertainment.
Encore Westerns channel is running a John Wayne marathon all day tomorrow. Thanksgiving with Duke.
Larry is my new favorite snot nosed kid
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ‘Why do you do that, mommy?’ he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter, asked Larry ‘Giving up?’
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, ‘Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?’ Larry quickly replied, ‘NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!’
Larry’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ said the policeman. ‘The detectives want very badly to capture him.’ Larry asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture ? “
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?’ His father replied, ‘Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, ‘Dad, I think the milkman wants to buy Mom .....
Maybe the men will clean up this year!!
I like the trophy hen!
True Black Friday story: My mom and I were rooting through a bin of designer purses at Macy’s BF sale when this tiny, sweet old lady using a walker came up to the bin. She told Mom and me that this other bin had some really good deals, so we went to check it out. After a few minutes we looked at each other and realized that we had just been run off of the good stuff by a little old lady who got the last of the 70% off Dooney and Burke bags.
"That sounds like a good plan, Pilgrim."
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