Ho Ho Ho
Bang Bang Bang
Green Giant.
No collard greens?
Of course, that’s wacist!
YOU ARE being politically correct.
I’d boycott them, but as good Vermonters we already don’t eat any of that prepared stuff.
I dunno about the “For a Limited Time”, since he’s clearly frozen at this point in time....
Keep frozen?
Is that really necessary at this point?
LOL don’t forget the Cigarello’s LOL or whatever the heck they are called
Poison their food, poison their minds.
Thank you Mystery Babylon!
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How much of your Recommended Daily Allowance of lead per serving?
It’s chock full of greeny goodness.
lol
those are marijuana greens aren’t they [question mark]
Yep I knew it was coming when I saw your thread. LOL
Jolly Green Giant Lyrics
“Jolly Green Giant” was written by Easton/harris/terry Jr.
In the valley of the Jolly
Heard about the Jolly Green Giant
(Potatoes)
He’s so big and mean
(Artichoke hearts)
Well, he stands there laughin’
With his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans
Well, he lives down there in his valley
(Brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green
(Spinach)
Well, he ain’t no prize
And there’s no women his size
And that’s why the cat’s so mean
One day he left his valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now lookin’ ‘round he wasn’t gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon
Well, this changed his whole complexion
(Broccoli)
He had never seen such a beautiful sight
(Corn)
Then he looked at her and she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright
He looked at her thought, what a dilly
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something he had never sensed
He looked at her as she commenced
“Now listen, pal, this ain’t no fluke
I can’t see goin’ with a big green kook”
You’ve heard about the Jolly Green Giant
(Eggplant)
Don’t let his troubles cross your mind
(Celery stalks)
He couldn’t get Sally so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind
Carrots
Canned beans
That 10 ounce box will feed 6 children in Mooochelle’s school lunch program.
Thank you for exposing See BS and their plot to throw the presidential election.
I thought he was gonna be on the Wheaties box, ‘The Breakfast of Champions. Which reminds me his drug profile has not yet been widely disclosed. He may yet make the cover of a box of Bath Salts. You can’t go around gunning down young persons freaking out on psychedelics. Freaks are people,too.
No justice, no peas!
I don’t want to even think about what these taste like