‘Lifetime supply of bacon’ advertised on Gumtree…mmmm bacon

Metro [UK] ^ | 10 Nov 2014 | Matt Payton

[Slings and Arrows]

A lot of interesting things are advertised on Gumtree – from an entire flat of furniture to in-home yoga lessons.

However, this person has listed a product priceless in the eyes of many a meat eater.

They have offered a lifetime supply of bacon. The seller claims it’s free. But nothing in this world is ever free.

Here is the full description from the Hampshire-based vendor of pork:

‘I have the life time supply of bacon, I’m desperate to get rid because I need to shed a few piggies.

‘I know it says it’s free however I would like something in return. ;) (The wink gives it away).’

[Slings and Arrows]

[skinkinthegrass]

Time for a yummy bacon recipe.Thanks, Liz...Looks might good....

FRENCH TOAST ROLL-UPS / bacon insider
Filled French toast roll-ups toasted golden-brown in butter, finished w/ sweet, crunchy cinnamon sugar. Dunk them in real maple syrup. Add more creamery butter.

METHOD Decrust sandwich bread then flatten slices w/ rolling pin; lavish w/ cooked bacon. Roll up. Cook in buttery skillet like regular french toast. Finish w/ cinnamon sugar. SERVE w/ real maple syrup.

FILLING IDEAS Besides bacon, fill w/ breakfast sausages, peanut butter & jelly, cream cheese & jelly, marshmallow fluff.

bkst next time.

[skinkinthegrass]

The are Hash brown potatoes, just for decoration..

[skinkinthegrass]

LL!

I love salad!

Much too complicated, still taste great.

[MrB]

My favorite, the Bacondor:

[Slings and Arrows]

At Waffle House, hash browns are not decoration. Elsewhere, YMMV.

[skinkinthegrass]

"hash brown"Don't order a 3 serving of them
and chucked, you'll really regret it..

[Slings and Arrows]

Regrets perhaps; remorse never.

[skinkinthegrass]

tout'che...so true, did it once..limited to 2 servings (rarely) 😢

[Kickass Conservative]

Have you recovered from the quadruple Bypass Surgery yet?

LOL

[Liz]

Mmmmmmm....cannoli.....great idea.

[Liz]

No bacon in them---but good to eat w/ bacon. Repost--everybody loved them first time around.

Yummy treats stuffed w/ cinnamon-y apples, drenched in caramel and icing. Uses convenient refrigerated cinnamon roll tubes--straight from the oven, drench w/ icing and luscious caramel. Pull apart and munch--OK to lick your fingers!

FILLING Micro a min 5-6 diced apples, tbl brown sugar, 1/2 tea cinnamon, drizzle of lemon/juice (micro apples tender not mushy).

ROLLS Press out thinly each cinnamon roll from 8-count tube; center w/ spoonful apple filling. Roll up lengthwise; cut three pieces. Tuck in apples. Place three pieces in each cupcake tin – cut side up. Bake at temp on package; JUST lightly brown. Remove to counter---drizzle tops w/ icing and Hershey's dulche de leche.

ICING Add bit l/juice to icing included in tube.

[skinkinthegrass]

*OH!*..please, please ST😉P! 🍛🍩☕

[Liz]

Don't feel like cooking?

The REALLY big breakfast: 6,000 calorie fry-up.

Denny's "Grand Slam"

[onedoug]

They have grits too!

[dfwgator]

"Are they magic grits?"

[skinkinthegrass]

oh! yeah!; that's why I usually eat bkfst. @ home. 😉

[skinkinthegrass]

the bad part; Is the Chicken/Turkey sausage links..*yuck!/puke!* 😖

[Trillian]

Bypass? What bypass? I’m too busy baking cookies to deal with that :)