NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 10]

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[Bender2]

Week 10

Bye teams: Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, San Diego Chargers, Washington Redskins

Thursday, Nov. 6

Cleveland Browns vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 8:25 p.m.

Sunday, Nov. 9

Dallas Cowboys vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m. (London)

Tennessee Titans vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m.

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.

Miami Dolphins vs. Detroit Lions, 1 p.m.

San Francisco 49ers vs. New Orleans Saints, 1 p.m.

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m.

Atlanta Falcons vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m.

Denver Broncos vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:05 p.m.

St. Louis Rams vs. Arizona Cardinals, 4:25 p.m.

New York Giants vs. Seattle Seahawks, 4:25 p.m.

Chicago Bears vs. Green Bay Packers, 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Nov. 10

Carolina Panthers vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 8:30 p.m.

[Bender2]

Listen to me! Don't pay... the undertaker!

I escaped... with only a slight wound to my left eye--

But me and my new boys... are coming back with a vengeance!

Gadzooks, it is good to be off death's door! And the bar... is open and so is are my picks for Week 10

Sorry, Allegra, your Texicans are leading the NFL Gay, Lesbo and Bye-sexual Parade this week: Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, San Diego Chargers, Washington Redskins

The Thursday Night Blow Out finds my Red-Headed Stepchild facing my Aggie Lovechild. Hate to go against my illegitimate kin, but Andy pulls it out for the Stripeheads--

Sunday action finds Allegra's Old Earlers getting pooped on by them Crab City Byrds--

Now, my Old Dallas Texans keep rolling with a win over the Bills--

The NFL's Greatest Aggie Quarterback not in a brown colored jersey has an early repast of Loinchops--

The 9ers are French Toast and a strong Brees blows them away--

Can't stand the Stoolers but they win over the Jersey Jets as they keep crashing--

Atlanta marches through the Bucking Ears--

Sorry, Seven, your Waiders have to show up for their whippin' by Mile High Manning--

Going out on a limb here, but I am calling it Rams over the Cards--

No, the Seahags do not have their MoJo back, they are just playing Manning Lite--

If Rogers plays, big smiles. If not, I still pick the Pack as Da Bears still have that festering Cutler--

Monday Night it is Cam against the 2nd coming of the Cisco Kid. Gotta call it for them Godless Iggles but I'd love to be wrong here--

Gadzooks, the beer is warm here with crumpet sprinkles and the sandwiches are made with cucumbers... but my Boys will not have that 5,000 mile long walk of shame!

[Bender2]

Oh, hi! Excuse me while I get a drink here... and y'all need to get you picks in right away!

If you don't right now... I'm going to have to wash this car until you do--

Come on, get those picks in... 'cause I'm getting awful wet--

Last chance to get those picks in... or I wil be forced--

To dance with Beau Bridges.. and you have to watch!

[Revel]

Good news for joe6pack.

[SevenofNine]

Bender you are okay yeah Peyton going make my Raiders his horse like Henry Tudar aka Henry VII

49ers may surprise everybody this weekend

BTW Cowpokes sorry Bender going be worst massacre since Henry VIII trash the montsary even Henry VIII ghost be saying damn what happen to that Robot Texans LOL!

They get worst beating since Scotland try England during Edward I reign

[SevenofNine]

Bender how you going around Buckington Palace I thought Queen corgis chase you off

[Impy]

Bendy! Maintenance went well?

I’ll probably not get my picks in till tomorrow.

[GOPsterinMA]

Bender’s like a Timex watch...takes a lickin’, keeps on tickin’.

YOU’LL SUBMIT YOUR F*****G PICKS NOW ! ! !

I’m picking all home teams except for: DAL, PIT, ATL & DEN

[big'ol_freeper]

You’ll get my picks tomorrow when I’m more...errr less drumkie

[BenLurkin]

I fear the Bengals are going to crush my beloved Browns.

[nascarnation]

Perhaps, but we’re better than years past, and on track to improve more. I think the front office and coaching staff will FINALLY stabilize, Josh Gordon comes back, and two #1 picks in the next draft. Plus a ton of salary cap money for more FAs next year. Cautious optimism.

[BenLurkin]

Rams over Cards is a gutsy prediction!

[big'ol_freeper]

Please tell me I am awake and Maryland actually elected a pro-2A Republican governor...

The Bungles over the Brownstains
Bender's Cowpokes over the Jagwurts
The Pidgeons over the Tight-hens
The Bovines over Bender's ole Texans
The Tunas over the Groins
The Aint's over the Fluffy Niners
The Stools over the Cessnas
The Dirty Birds over the Pirates
The Mules over Seven's Traitors
The Buzzards over the Lambs
The Seasnails over the Midgets
The Packers over Impy's Bores
und
The Punters over the Beagles

[Impy]

Bungle’s can’t bungle the Browns at home (right? Right?)

I’m done picking the Bills to win, KC.

Det wins a close one against Dan Marino and the tuna

Romo? No mo? No matter, it’s the Jagoffs, Cowboys win,

The Ain’ts ain’t lost in their dome in a while, like Dec 30th 2012 a while. Obama’s first term. They keep the streak.

Ravens in last place by a nose? Well they’ll beat the tits. The itty bitty tits. YES MARYLAND ELECTED A GOP GOVERNOR

The Jets are a paper plane at this point, a bad one, like the kind I used to fail to make right. Stoolers.

Lovie has 2 peg legs and 2 eye-patches, Falcons.

Denver coming off a bad loss, I pity the Raiders. They have Buffalo at home in week 16, maybe they’ll win that.

CHI CARDINALS FOREVER BABY

Seahawks over the Lilliputians

My Bears will get their fudge packed

And finally MARK SANCHEZ SUCKS. Fig Newtons are due for a win.

CIN
KC
DET
DAL
NOLA
BAL
PITT
ATL
DEN
AZ
SEA
GB
CAR

[Bender2]

Re: CHI CARDINALS FOREVER BABY

Okay, okay-- Your Byrds beat my Boys... so enjoy:

I can remember collecting Chicago Cardinals Cards--

And another thing I recall... but most do not--

http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php?ACT=25&fid=24&aid=1252_3rwsORtElJ1bwPEJiMXj

http://www.footballcardgallery.com/1958_Topps/69/Chicago_Cardinals_Team.jpg

http://www.mmbolding.com/BSR/CFL_NFL_59cards.jpg

http://www.finsmob-exoduss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1959_Pennants_Cardinals.jpg

http://www.logoserver.com/hockey/ChicagoCardinals83.GIF

http://i.imgur.com/MKg9E.png

http://www.mearsonline.com/news/4-4%20chicago%20cardinals.jpg

http://www.sports-memorabilia-museum.com/football-history/1940s-chicago-cardinals-pennant.jpg

http://www.pennantking.com/football/TEAMS/F21866_Chicago_Cardinals.jpg

http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/azchi/25cards.JPG

http://www.geocities.jp/jbeeez2001/mchanchicards.jpg

http://www.wbez.org/system/files/styles/original_image/llo/insert-images/11-29--Ollie%20Matson.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1092393/thumbs/s-PAT-SUMMERALL-CHICAGO-CARDINALS-large640.jpg?6

http://www.angelfire.com/fl/TheCard/images/gallery/pottsvil.gif

http://www.mearsonline.com/news/4-4%20college%20all%20star.jpg

[PROCON]

Wow, what trip down memory lane.

Remember when the college All-Stars would play the NFL football champs?

[Impy]

My dear departed granny only became a Bears fan after the Cards left town.

[Larry Lucido]

Pat Summerall. Doesn’t he sell hardware?

[Impy]

The Chi cards once scored 4 points (only time is history I think) in a game.

2 safeties. Only team in NFL history to score 4, I think.

[Bender2]

Re: Remember when the college All-Stars would play the NFL football champs?

Well, big (if he was even alive back then) won't like to remember it... but my favorite was August 2, 1963 when the College All-Stars beat Green Bay 20 to 17!

My Boys only played in it once, July 28, 1972: Dallas Cowboys 20 - College All-Stars 7

Yes, yes, big... I know the Packers played in seven of them--

But they lost one... and my Boys never did that.

More on Chicago College All-Star Game at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_College_All-Star_Game

[Bender2]

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_safety_records

November 25, 1923 Racine Legion 10 Chicago Cardinals 4^

^ This is the only game in NFL history that finished with either the winning or the losing team scoring a total of 4 points.