And now from our WTF Halloween Dept
Posted on 10/31/2014 5:45:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Left wing policies are usually tricks masquerading as treats so Halloween is a big holiday on the progressive calendar. They have many traditional methods of celebrating.
Heh.
Very cool!
(Poor puppy is thinking ...”Why is everyone pointing at me?”)
Cerberus!
You’ve..shrunk?
Top 50!
Antares explosion slo-mo with music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px3RqrntxG0
Spray-on clothing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvdFeh1aOw
Scoreboard by Apollos Hester http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CClOsC26Lw
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence....
Molly put up her hand and said,
“My family went to my granddad’s farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating....”
The teacher said,
“That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate, not fascinating....”
Sally raised her hand....
She said,
“My family went to see Rock City and I was “fascinated....”
The teacher said,
“Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate....”
Little Johnny raised his hand....
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before....
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate” so she called on him....
Johnny said,
“My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight....”
The teacher sat down and cried....
A bit of an introvert, you like the special occasions just as much as everyone else. You just have your own unique way of celebrating Halloween.
You often feel invisible when you’re in public. And it’s a shame, because you’re really quite a character.
Your inner child is stubborn and a bit bossy.
You truly fear the dark side of humanity. You are a true misanthrope.
You’re logical, rational, and not easily affected. Not a lot scares you... especially when it comes to the paranormal.
You are picky and high maintenance. If you wear a Halloween costume, it’s only when you really feel like it. And it has to be perfect.
"Hey Babe, Can you pls remove me from your catcall list?"
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