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Why cats aren't Republican (BARF)
Messaging Matters in an email I received
| October 25, 2014
| Liberal Idiots
Posted on 10/28/2014 2:49:35 PM PDT by Swordmaker
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To: Swordmaker
“7. Cats don’t blame black and brown cats for their troubles.”
Of course not.
They blame Bush and Reagan instead.
To: Swordmaker
“4. Females are treated with importance in the cat world.”
I agree. Bill Clinton puts women on a pedestal. High enough so that he can look up their dresses.
To: cripplecreek
Sounds like it was written by someone who has never had a cat.
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OR
Has never actually ‘known’ a Conservative or even an “R”.(as compared to Libs and/or “D’s”
My cats are Conservative - well at least Anti Dem/Lib/GOPe/RINO.
Every time BO or one of his unindicted co-conspirators comes on the tube they leave the room.
Maybe because I start YELLING GTF off my TV, Shut your F’n Mouth and frantically looking for the remote.
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posted on
10/28/2014 3:37:06 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
((6/98) Brilliant..If I work I get to pay taxes to the Govt. If one doesn't work, the Govt pays them)
To: Swordmaker
To: Swordmaker
That’s why I have a dog.
He neutralizes the cat.
Cat gets out of line,dog steps in, puts him in his place.
Good dog.
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posted on
10/28/2014 3:40:05 PM PDT
by
peteyd
(A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
To: Swordmaker
So Republicans are not Pussy..cats
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posted on
10/28/2014 3:44:14 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: Swordmaker
Cats give you attention and sympathy when you're sick.
That's not quite what people meant when they said Bill Clinton or Jack Kennedy had the morals of an alley cat.
The few remaining working cats in the country are probably Republican. The many who rely on handouts can be counted on to go Democratic.
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posted on
10/28/2014 3:45:18 PM PDT
by
x
To: Mastador1
Look, it's simple, Cats have no loyalty they will swing to whoever has the best treat at the time. Cats are greedy and care only about themselves, that's why Cats will always be democats! On the other hand Dogs are fiercely loyal, have long memories and always think of what's best for the pack, that's why Dogs aren't and never will be democrats. On the contrary. Dogs are quintessential Democrats. They are always freeloaders, beggars for what they want. . . moving in packs. Cats, on the other hand, are independent thinkers, perfectly capable of surviving on their own, able to live off the land, and not beggars. Cats are inherently neat. Dogs, sloppy. Both cats and dogs can be quite loyal. You obviously never had a cat. I've had both.
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posted on
10/28/2014 3:49:34 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
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To: Bettyprob
Cats also arent very smart, so yeah, theyre probably Democrats. On the contrary. You have not seen a cat figure things out. Quite smart. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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posted on
10/28/2014 3:53:32 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
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To: Swordmaker
3. Cats give you attention and sympathy when you're sick.Has the author ever owned a cat?
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posted on
10/28/2014 3:54:21 PM PDT
by
eclecticEel
("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
To: Swordmaker
Oh I have both! Cats, not freeloaders? All they want are some drugs and then their munchies and they will constantly whine and bitch at you until you give them something for nothing. Now dogs on the other hand work for their keep. Here's a simple test, lock a dog and a cat in the trunk of your car for an hour,come back and see which one is happy to see you and which one is the democrat. ; )
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posted on
10/28/2014 4:10:32 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Swordmaker
I am willing to stipulate that cats are democrats.
1)They lay around all day.
2)When not laying around they spend their time trying to kill small defensless creatures.
3)Their most useful function is entertainment.
4)While perfectly capable of providing for themselves they are content to let you attend their every need.
To: peteyd
Thats why I have a dog.
He neutralizes the cat.
Cat gets out of line,dog steps in, puts him in his place.
Good dog. We once had a AKC registered pure bred Collie. Came from a line of grand national champions. . . her registered name was "Ivorie's Golden Inverness," but we called her "Sadie." We got her for the price of having her spaded from the guy who paid over $1000 for her as a puppy intending to show her, because her ears bent backwards instead of forwards. They had so inbred her line for conformity to the "standard" there wasn't enough room in her narrow skull for brains.
That lovely Collie would walk, no slink, around three sides of a yard or room, to avoid our cats. She was terrified of cats. If one would walk into the room, she'd jump over me lying on the couch and cower behind me, shivering. She was a good dog too.
One of the cats Sadie was afraid of was a huge Maine Coon named Shadrack. Shadrack was perhaps the smartest cat I've ever known. He had taught himself to use our toilet. He would even flush it when finished. VERY smart cat.
Shamrock and our neighbor Howard had a war going on. Howard did not want Shadrack in his yard, he was a DAWG man. . . and Shadrack was determined to irritate Howard by visiting Howard's flower beds. Howard was eternally chasing Shadrack out of his rose beds. One fine day it escalated. Howard came out to find Shadrack lying among the roses, sunning himself. Howard came charging out, yelling "GET OUT OF MY YARD, YOU DAMN CAT! SCAT!"
Shadrack took him at his word. . . and ran to Howard's prized Super Beetle Volkswagen Bug, jumped up on top of it. . . a stared at Howard. He then proceeded to lay a lovely pile of odiferous cat turds on top of the car's vinyl top!
Good thing we moved to a new home shortly after that.
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posted on
10/28/2014 4:20:44 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
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To: Mastador1
Oh I have both! Cats, not freeloaders? All they want are some drugs and then their munchies and they will constantly whine and bitch at you until you give them something for nothing. Now dogs on the other hand work for their keep. Here's a simple test, lock a dog and a cat in the trunk of your car for an hour,come back and see which one is happy to see you and which one is the democrat. ; ) You have not had inside/outside cats. My two regular bring ME food. . . rats, mice, snakes, sometimes still kicking or wriggling. . . as tribute to the leader of their pride. Find out how a cat reacts when you are ill. They are there beside you, worried.
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posted on
10/28/2014 4:25:09 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
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To: Swordmaker
Kittie no like 'rats.
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posted on
10/28/2014 4:26:02 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
To: Swordmaker
Look, you are way too invested in this and contrary to what you think you know of me I have had and do have cats that are inside/outside all around the town and dogs of my own for over 40 years and I love my cats, had one that thought she was a dog and played fetch and followed me everywhere, but you just can't beat a dog for loyalty, unconditional love or the sure knowledge that if someone tries to hurt me my dog will give his life to protect me. My comments are in fun not about who's pet is best, loves them more or is more empathetic. If you aren't secure in your animals love whether it's a cat, dog, turtle, bird, lizard, whatever, it has nothing to do with me or some farcical post. Love yourr pet and be happy!
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posted on
10/28/2014 4:35:07 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Swordmaker
Liberal Family Photo
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posted on
10/28/2014 4:54:21 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
To: Swordmaker
The cat attacks the dog ,grabs him by the neck and bites the hell out of the poor guy.The cat pesters the dog when he sleeps,will get in the dog’s bed and the dog barks and pulls his bed around trying to get the cat out.
So,the cat gets away with plenty ,but then when the dog has had enough of the cat,well then all hell breaks loose and there is a tussle and cat then takes off.No one is injured it really is a lot of snarling and snapping.
Dog does good.
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posted on
10/28/2014 5:19:41 PM PDT
by
peteyd
(A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
To: PROCON
OOOH, my eyes, my eyes... Somethings, once seen, cannot be unseen!
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posted on
10/28/2014 6:16:16 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
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To: Mastador1
Look, you are way too invested in this and contrary to what you think you know of me I have had and do have cats that are inside/outside all around the town and dogs of my own for over 40 years and I love my cats, Hey, you're not expecting enough from your cats. Send them out for dinner tonight. Tell them they gotta provide it! You haven't lived until you've been awakened by freshly almost rat dropped on your chest at two AM by a proud cat bringing it in to show off. ;^)
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posted on
10/28/2014 6:22:41 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
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