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| 10/27/2014
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Posted on 10/27/2014 6:33:12 PM PDT by safetysign
Thought you might want to consider getting on board early. A munitions engineer from Texas just started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: islam; lamejoke; notnews; wot
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To: 50mm; shibumi
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posted on
10/27/2014 7:50:35 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(People will stare. Make it worth their while.)
To: 50mm
Muslim with a back pack walks into a rural Texas bar:
Barkeep says: What will it be Achmed?
Muslim screems: Allua Akbar!
KABOOM!
Barkeep, blowing the smoke away from his .40 cal:
Did you want virgins with that?
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posted on
10/27/2014 7:51:07 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
To: Salamander
I’ll never set foot in a 7-11 again! Thanks!
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posted on
10/27/2014 7:52:11 PM PDT
by
50mm
(Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
To: safetysign
LOL!
Blows the lid off the competition. ..
24
posted on
10/27/2014 7:55:16 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: PROCON
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
25
posted on
10/27/2014 8:01:48 PM PDT
by
50mm
(Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
To: 50mm
26
posted on
10/27/2014 8:05:20 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(People will stare. Make it worth their while.)
To: shibumi
It’s in chat... run with it!
To: Ken H
“I am Ogowande Hunkachango. Nigerian banking laws forbid my transfer of the equivalent of $15,000,000 to the United States. If you could only provide me with your banking information, I should very much enjoy sharing this bounty with you....”
28
posted on
10/27/2014 8:20:01 PM PDT
by
onedoug
To: safetysign
29
posted on
10/27/2014 8:23:53 PM PDT
by
Nifster
To: Admin Moderator; 50mm; Vendome
30
posted on
10/27/2014 8:27:13 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: safetysign; 50mm; Vendome
While the "men" are busy with their prayer rugs.....
(Which brings up an interesting point.
Why is it the women are never blocking traffic en masse
with their butts up in the air?)
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posted on
10/27/2014 8:42:01 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: safetysign; 50mm; Vendome; Salamander; Slings and Arrows
After narrowly surviving the exploding prayer rug incident,
Abdul Mohamhead Yobet Yoass Yomamma decided to relax at the beach.
A friendly Texas water safety expert was kind enough to supply him with a flotation device .....
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posted on
10/27/2014 8:58:11 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: safetysign
Oh my Allah...that is funny... Prophets going through the roof...LOL....
Thanks for the laughs....
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posted on
10/27/2014 9:01:43 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: Admin Moderator
Running as fast as I can...... (pant! pant!)
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posted on
10/27/2014 9:02:08 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
I doubt it is an approve USCG approved device.. so let's put 1000 Muslims on s boat and let them wear it... and sink the boat... :-)
Yes, I'm a mean Muslimphobe....and PROUD TO BE IT!!!!!
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posted on
10/27/2014 9:07:53 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: ExCTCitizen
36
posted on
10/27/2014 9:15:56 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Salamander; 50mm
Razz Banyah Yatchee Bebefucci Ah-tinnimah Coronji?
Yaski-Taski a tiffle-iffa-sy?
(Mah-Hah!)
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posted on
10/27/2014 9:51:32 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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