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self | 10/27/2014 | Self

Posted on 10/27/2014 6:33:12 PM PDT by safetysign

Thought you might want to consider getting on board early. A munitions engineer from Texas just started his own business in Afghanistan.

He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.

It's doing well.

He says prophets are going through the roof!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: islam; lamejoke; notnews; wot
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To: 50mm; shibumi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwXeX7WxPDE


21 posted on 10/27/2014 7:50:35 PM PDT by Salamander (People will stare. Make it worth their while.)
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To: 50mm
Muslim with a back pack walks into a rural Texas bar:

Barkeep says: What will it be Achmed?

Muslim screems: Allua Akbar!

KABOOM!

Barkeep, blowing the smoke away from his .40 cal:

Did you want virgins with that?

22 posted on 10/27/2014 7:51:07 PM PDT by PROCON (Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
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To: Salamander

I’ll never set foot in a 7-11 again! Thanks!


23 posted on 10/27/2014 7:52:11 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: safetysign

LOL!

Blows the lid off the competition. ..


24 posted on 10/27/2014 7:55:16 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: PROCON

ALOHA SNACKBAR!

25 posted on 10/27/2014 8:01:48 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: 50mm

Or go to a soccer game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rnpYGKqpdk


26 posted on 10/27/2014 8:05:20 PM PDT by Salamander (People will stare. Make it worth their while.)
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To: shibumi

It’s in chat... run with it!


27 posted on 10/27/2014 8:07:04 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Ken H

“I am Ogowande Hunkachango. Nigerian banking laws forbid my transfer of the equivalent of $15,000,000 to the United States. If you could only provide me with your banking information, I should very much enjoy sharing this bounty with you....”


28 posted on 10/27/2014 8:20:01 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: safetysign

ba da bing


29 posted on 10/27/2014 8:23:53 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: Admin Moderator; 50mm; Vendome


30 posted on 10/27/2014 8:27:13 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: safetysign; 50mm; Vendome
While the "men" are busy with their prayer rugs.....

(Which brings up an interesting point.
Why is it the women are never blocking traffic en masse
with their butts up in the air?)


31 posted on 10/27/2014 8:42:01 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: safetysign; 50mm; Vendome; Salamander; Slings and Arrows
After narrowly surviving the exploding prayer rug incident,
Abdul Mohamhead Yobet Yoass Yomamma decided to relax at the beach.

A friendly Texas water safety expert was kind enough to supply him with a flotation device .....


32 posted on 10/27/2014 8:58:11 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: safetysign
Oh my Allah...that is funny... Prophets going through the roof...LOL....

Thanks for the laughs....

33 posted on 10/27/2014 9:01:43 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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Running as fast as I can...... (pant! pant!)


34 posted on 10/27/2014 9:02:08 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi
I doubt it is an approve USCG approved device.. so let's put 1000 Muslims on s boat and let them wear it... and sink the boat... :-)

Yes, I'm a mean Muslimphobe....and PROUD TO BE IT!!!!!

35 posted on 10/27/2014 9:07:53 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: ExCTCitizen

Needs arduous testing.


36 posted on 10/27/2014 9:15:56 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Salamander; 50mm

Razz Banyah Yatchee Bebefucci Ah-tinnimah Coronji?

Yaski-Taski a tiffle-iffa-sy?

(Mah-Hah!)


37 posted on 10/27/2014 9:51:32 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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