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To: SMGFan

Living causes your cells to age so I think it’s high time we banned living.


13 posted on 10/21/2014 7:16:30 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Obama Will Say 'War on Women' But Not 'War on ISIS)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Living causes your cells to age so I think it’s high time we banned living.

Oh, we're getting there.

35 posted on 10/21/2014 7:21:55 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

The #1 cause of death: living.

CC


47 posted on 10/21/2014 7:34:20 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

there you go giving the statists ideas again


64 posted on 10/21/2014 7:48:23 PM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Living causes your cells to age so I think it’s high time we banned living.

that made my day! lol

68 posted on 10/21/2014 8:04:14 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Living causes your cells to age so I think it’s high time we banned living.

I have long advocated that every hospital delivery room be required to post signs easily seen where a new born can read them as he pops his head out, saying:

CAUTION!
LIVING MAY BE
HAZARDOUS
TO YOUR HEALTH!

Give the kid the opportunity to climb back in. . . or to come on out and take his chances in the wild, woolly world and consider him duly warned!

76 posted on 10/21/2014 8:29:20 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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