[Swordmaker]

Swordmaker's and Kathy's addendum to the ICD-10 that just went into effect on October 1, 2014. Our addendum diagnosis explains the actions and decisions of all Liberals, everywhere:

321.0 SPLAT Liberal Cerebral Defenestration (LCD) or Liberal Acquired Brain Absence (LABA), Complete loss of rationality, cognition, and cerebration due to indiscriminately keeping one's mind so far open that the brain falls out. First and subsequent encounters.

If you frequent the places where Liberals congregate, such as Washington, D.C., especially the Senate, the Democratic National Committee, or any public school administration office, you can hear the sounds of LCD and LABA sufferers around you. It's and distinctly splutteringly wet, loud "splat" as his or her brain hits the floor. Often, you'll hear multiple "splats" as particularly egregious idiotic ideas are introduced. Judging by the evidence of what happens to good conservative candidates sent to Washington, it appears that LCD and LABA must be contagious, so avoid remaining in close quarters with any Liberals as it may be airborn.

[jsanders2001]

Are we designated as units yet and classed according to usefulness to the crown, tax revenue earning potential, or dissension expectancy?

[Jim Robinson]

Puke.

[AngieGal]

When is enough enough???? Wake up America!!!

[onyx]

For crying out loud.

ENOUGH INSANITY!

[ClearCase_guy]

"I am not a purple penguin, I am a free man!"

[SpaceBar]

Maybe these ‘teachers’ shouldn’t be called teachers.

Just a thought.

[jsanders2001]

I thought surely this was satire and then noticed it comes from a TV station in Califonia. That’s no surprise but calling student’s purple penguins instead of girls or boys. A man and and a woman needsto march up to the principal’s office have the woman smack him in face then have the guy punch his lights out and say, “see there IS a difference between boys and girls” then walk off.

[Elsiejay]

What drives this intense determination to make life needlessly complicated?

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

How about ‘hot dogs and donuts’ or ‘ATM card and card reader’?

[Lorianne]

Teachers have other options depending on where they live:

Youz guys shaddup
Y’all hush up
Niños, tranquilo!
Kids, stop talking

[GeronL]

get kids out of government schools!

[Daffynition]

While the ridiculous is being perused, I offer this beauty: "Little Girl Points Crayon at Classmate, School Makes Her Sign Contract Promising Not to Kill Anyone."

[clearcarbon]

"In an effort to make classrooms more gender-inclusive, teachers at a middle school in Lincoln, Nebraska were given teaching guidelines advising them not to use 'gendered expressions' by calling students 'boys and girls.'"

How about "Comrades?"

[JPG]

[EinNYC]

Just SICK. Why do the vast of students have to go through this garbage for a very very few messed up kids?

[Chode]

or sane and insane...

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Lincoln Superintendent Steve Joel apparently has his head up his loser a$$.

[Penny 4 Thoughts]

I do not know what is more shocking, the left’s war on children or the lack of response to that war from parents.

[FlingWingFlyer]

We really need to stop calling “teachers” teachers. They are Young Skulls Full Of Mush programmers.

[Morgana]

I’d like to call educators Dumb and Dummer.