Whatyu say 'bout my baby's daddy??
Posted on 10/10/2014 4:01:28 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
At a fundraiser hosted in her Hollywood home on Thursday night, actress and conscious uncoupler Gwyneth Paltrow was unable to contain that inner acolyte American liberals usually try to keep hidden from public view, as she gushed with child-like wonder over President Obama’s mere presence.
“You’re so handsome I can hardly speak,” she said reasonably,declaring her undying allegiance and praising what she considers to be his many accomplishments; chief among them being, apparently, “advocacy. An altogether fitting object of praise for the land where raising awareness is the same as single-handedly securing a cure for any ill. From his smiley-face worthy “effort” on sustainable energy to his “push” for equal pay, Paltrow praised the President’s opinion-saying at every turn.
“I’m one of your biggest fans, if not the biggest. The life that you brought to this country and the passion will historically be the most looked at and scrutinized presidencies of all time.”
In particular she lauded his work on the so-called gender pay gap, declaring it very important to her “as a working mother,” after which the collective guffaw from armies of au pairs and nannies in LA and Manhattan briefly set the planet Earth off its rotational axis.
But Paltrow wasn’t about to let Paltrow outdo her. “It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass,” she fervently opined. Like Demi Moore before her, the “progressive” Paltrow wishes for nothing so much as benevolent ruler to remake the world in his image.Someone to follow and to lavish praise upon. Someone to make them feel OK about being rich and white and attractive.
President Obama was happy to play the kind and wise spiritual leader, talking of how his leadership has saved the American economy,.......
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That’s rhetorical, right?
The remainder of her statement: “I can only get on my knees before you and kiss your feet as I worship you.”
(my imagination)
She might have given birth to them. You don't really think that she's the one raising them, do you?
That's what au pairs and nannies are for. Motherhood is for the little people.
An empty headed moron about to reach the age where, if they pay her at all, she’ll be getting paid to keep her clothes on. She personifies the old dig, “she has the theatrical range from A to B.”
“Uncoupling Ceremony” Paltrow: one of the mosy loathed celebrities still alive.
Emma does politics. Bawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. They got her face all wrong in the lab. When they create these freaks in the lab they always get the eyes wrong. Check out her eyes up close. One of them is way off and they are way too far apart, almost on opposite sides of her empty head, jaw too square to be female, elven ears, top lip non-existent. And that neck oh my, if I had that neck I wouldn’t go outside for fear of people throwing peanuts at me. You would think with all that money she could fix all that stuff and keep a man. She is trying so hard to remain relevant and obviously feels massive white liberal guilt. She has obviously consciously uncoupled from her pea-sized brain. I will say this however, the bitch knows how to keep everyone talking about her. Dale Earnhardt once said something to the effect of, love me or hate me, if you are talking about me I’m still making money so she’s got that going for her at least. And I don’t need any sass from trolls about how she won an Oscar. It’s no big deal that those fruits and nuts out there worship themselves and each other. GOD warned of the little golden idols didn’t HE?
She must have been high.
This reminds me of the women who fawned over Hitler.
I thought this stupid bitch moved to England?
The leader of a cult - no more. She’d follow him like Jim Jones worshippers followed him - to her death.
” “It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass,” she fervently opined. Like Demi Moore before her, the “progressive” Paltrow wishes for nothing so much as benevolent ruler to remake the world in his image. Someone to follow and to lavish praise upon. Someone to make them feel OK about being rich and white and attractive.”
They tried that before.
I didn't think you would last long with that handle.
I detect a retread...
or worse...
Handsome? YUK!
I didn’t even bother putting that name on my troll list. The one above that reply - Roger Kaputnik - I feel will be short lived as well. Kaput means broken in German.
Really? I’m happy for Chris Martin.
“That’s what au pairs and nannies are for. Motherhood is for the little people.”
You are right. That is standard practice for HollyWEIRD.
Is this going to be another one with no posting history or a 1 of xx history, just one?
Those are pretty boring zots.
I shall endeavor to post a proper going-away announcement.
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