[NoCmpromiz]

Now here’s a thought...

If you print up more than one copy of the Collected Works of Bob, you know, like bunches of them, then managed to bind them in a professional manner, maybe you could work out a distribution arrangement with Borders...

er, wait a minute..

But anyway, you would need to settle the royalty agreement with Bob though.

And about fire ants. Hope you aren’t sensitive to formic acid. Or Solenopsin..

And you might want to stock up on Phorid flies,especially of the genus Pseudacteon (ant-decapitating fly). I hear they really get to a fire ant’s head...

[no-to-illegals]

But I'm in love with Bob's Fire Ants. They be everywhere. Crawling up the walls of this padded cell. Eating away, Eating away. Might be out of this cell in a few days, at this rate. I failed to tell Bob my ultimate use for the Fire Ants. I certainly didn't wish for the Fire Ants to be withheld. Halloween is coming and once the Fire Ants are fully trained I'm sicin' them on Jason the machete guy for a safe Halloween. These little guys are so agile, and they came with a manual. I'm going to train them to go after ebola next. Somebody has to do it.

As far as binders to make a book of the entire Collected Works of Bob. I'll send the bagged up shreds to Bob if can receive an autographed copy of one of Bob's Books. Ah, that sounds like a bribe. I should be attempting to bribe Bob. Bob, will that get me an autographed copy of one of your books?