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To: NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob
But I'm in love with Bob's Fire Ants. They be everywhere. Crawling up the walls of this padded cell. Eating away, Eating away. Might be out of this cell in a few days, at this rate. I failed to tell Bob my ultimate use for the Fire Ants. I certainly didn't wish for the Fire Ants to be withheld. Halloween is coming and once the Fire Ants are fully trained I'm sicin' them on Jason the machete guy for a safe Halloween. These little guys are so agile, and they came with a manual. I'm going to train them to go after ebola next. Somebody has to do it.

As far as binders to make a book of the entire Collected Works of Bob. I'll send the bagged up shreds to Bob if can receive an autographed copy of one of Bob's Books. Ah, that sounds like a bribe. I should be attempting to bribe Bob. Bob, will that get me an autographed copy of one of your books?

384 posted on 10/13/2014 2:43:42 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; NoCmpromiz
"I'll send the bagged up shreds to Bob if can receive an autographed copy of one of Bob's Books. Ah, that sounds like a bribe. I should be attempting to bribe Bob. Bob, will that get me an autographed copy of one of your books? "

No. I don't want your garbage.

You want mine, remember?

387 posted on 10/13/2014 2:55:20 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (My puzzlement at life has not changed since I was a child. All of my days still end in "why".)
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