Wait a minute.
You mean there are still some of these in existence?
Posted on 10/08/2014 10:49:46 AM PDT by aardwolf46
Mornin gall! I was touring sanitation offices today so I’m a little late for roll-call.
” I was touring sanitation offices today”
Clean up this town!
Oh, what fun that must have been! LOLZ!
I’ve been going through papers and wondering why I don’t have enough file pockets for all the papers I need to file. I wonder how that happened?
I’m going to take a break from that and go check out the ‘hood. A few mornings ago, some guy called the police because his van had been stolen during the night. Come to find out, he had parked in a red zone, knowingly, and his van had been towed by the office. He’s 80. He should know what a red zone is by now.
Never a dull moment here, for sure!
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone (deleted) again. [Later]Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
I nearly wet my pants when I watched that movie. I had to see it several times to get all the jokes.
I still tell Mrs. ArGee to please stop calling me Shirley (and it still makes her mad).
I'm off to buy Geritol, bathtub grab bars, and Fixodent on general principle.
And the controversy surrounding the Birthday dinner and dessert tonight still lingers.
Such a kid.
My youngest is 25.
Were you able to type that on your own or did your caretaker do that for you?
I can still type, thank you.
Then I take the paper out of the machine and hand it to one of my interns to enter into the Web-thingie.
How they can even call that a keyboard when it makes so little noise is beyond me.
Well, my first Grandson is older than Three, and my youngest Child is older than both of yours..
You still have a few days to spend looking for really good deals on Geritol, bathtub grab bars, and Fixodent.
Finding a caretaker, er, an amanuensis, to do your typing however, is a more pressing matter.. ;-)
Entropy will continue to increase so don't postpone it forever..
I have shoes older than your kids.
My youngest is 47. She’s OLD! LOL!
They can make me grow old, but they can’t make me grow UP.
I won’t grow up
I don’t wanna wear a tie
Or a serious expression
In the middle of July.
Wait a minute.
You mean there are still some of these in existence?
I’m not sure the DoD still uses that particular requisition form, but the government hasn’t removed ALL of the surveillance-proof communications gear yet.
Congratulations!
I’m about to leave for camp with some Cub Scouts. I haven’t actually camped in a long time ... I’m feeling a little anxious.
I will be gone Saturday and Sunday mornings on a campout with the Cub Scouts. Please exchange kittehs among yourselves, and I’ll be back Monday morning.
You can keep that one, thanks.
Some of those still exist.
Not many, but some.
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